# God damn it, tbs!!!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 16, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047 "2012-05-16T01:56:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/1 "2012-05-16T01:56:36Z")

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I’m watching a rerun of _The Big Bang Theory_ on TBS, and they break away in the middle of the program to start playing a Clippers playoff game.

Apparently some other event is running long, and they feel if the Clippers are going to be on the teevee, they have to put it on a different channel, one that HAPPENS to be showing a program that’s IMPORTANT.

Seriously, WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!???!!!

Don’t you fucking Georgians have any concept of PRIORITIES?

Not everyone who lives in Georgia; just the ones that make decisions in the CNN Center.

Fuck.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/2 "2012-05-16T02:54:30Z")

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Dude, it was a rerun. And the Clippers. I don’t know why you had TBS on in the first place.

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/3 "2012-05-16T02:59:12Z")

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Sounds like your show got clipped.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/4 "2012-05-16T03:06:39Z")

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I can get behind this rant. Basketball? Really? Who gives a shit what mutant gland cases are doing?

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/5 "2012-05-16T08:18:45Z")

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KDOC does much the same thing - preempts worthwhile shows for hockey games, shows that would have normally come on well after the game is over but for some reason they cannot go back to their regular schedule. Pisses me right off.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/6 "2012-05-16T13:29:44Z")

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We now interrupt the Super Bowl to bring you Heidi.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/7 "2012-05-16T13:40:30Z")

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> [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](#):
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> Sounds like your show got clipped.

You forgot the dramatic pause to slap on your 🆒

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/8 "2012-05-16T13:46:01Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Don’t you fucking Georgians have any concept of PRIORITIES?

Yes they do. And their priority is to the programming they paid an [assload of money to air](http://hoopspeak.com/2011/07/2016-how-much-tv-money-will-the-nba-be-making/). So despite a [record syndication deal reportedly worth $1.5 million an episode](http://techland.time.com/2010/05/18/the-big-bang-theorys-hilarious-firefly-quip-and-record-syndication-deal/), the cost of BBT pales in comparison to an NBA game.

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**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/9 "2012-05-16T14:01:15Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Seriously, WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!???!!!
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> Don’t you fucking Georgians have any concept of PRIORITIES?
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> Not everyone who lives in Georgia; just the ones that make decisions in the CNN Center.
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> Fuck.

I watch a lot of Me-TV which is broadcast in the Atlanta area by WSB. One or two times a month, I’ll tune in to watch a show scheduled by Me-TV only to find that WSB has pre-empted it for – wait for it – a high school football game, or an awards show for high school choruses, the kind where everybody gets an award, or some other such foolishness. This usually happens on Saturday, and never once have I heard the station announce ahead of time that the regular weekend programming would be pre-empted. I’m missing way too much _Batman_, dammit.

High school football? Seriously?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/10 "2012-05-16T14:05:32Z")

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> [@LonesomePolecat](#):
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> High school football? Seriously?

Where do they think they are? Texas?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/11 "2012-05-16T14:28:01Z")

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The Big Bang theory comes on approximately 250,490 times a week for TBS. Seriously, I’d never seen a single episode before this year and within a month I’d seen 90% of them.  
Just wait another three days. Your episode will be on again.

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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/12 "2012-05-16T14:35:37Z")

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OP, are you serious? I can’t tell if this is an excellent example of doper mentality re sports or a tongue-in-cheek moment of mockery I can get behind.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/13 "2012-05-16T15:00:17Z")

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What do you have against tablespoons?

Reads OP

Wait a minute-- it was a fucking re-run? That you’ve seen before and will see again? Against something live that will probably never, ever play again? And you’re this upset about it? Wow, talk about self-centered.

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**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/14 "2012-05-16T15:01:10Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I’m watching a **rerun of _The Big Bang Theory_** on TBS,
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> One that HAPPENS to be showing a program that’s **IMPORTANT**.

This is a joke, right?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/15 "2012-05-16T15:24:47Z")

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I can totally agree with this pitting. I’m sick of sports preempting my shows. They have a bazillion Espn channels, use those to show that crap.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/16 "2012-05-16T15:41:38Z")

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> [@Antinor01](#):
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> I can totally agree with this pitting. I’m sick of sports preempting my shows. They have a bazillion Espn channels, use those to show that crap.

Yes, I’m sure TBS would be happy to give up their NBA rights so that you won’t have your 12 hours of continuous sitcom programming disturbed.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/17 "2012-05-16T15:53:43Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> Yes, I’m sure TBS would be happy to give up their NBA rights so that you won’t have your 12 hours of continuous sitcom programming disturbed.

I don’t care if they would be happy. I’m do care that I’m doomed to a life of having to know sports schedules so I have at least some idea of when fox, tbs or any of the others are going to air it instead of their regular lineups.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/18 "2012-05-16T16:30:09Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> Yes, I’m sure TBS would be happy to give up their NBA rights so that you won’t have your 12 hours of continuous sitcom programming disturbed.

They should be! On a “Value added to civilization” scale, reruns of _Rosanne_ and _Home Improvement_ far outweigh any “contribution” made by the NBA.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/19 "2012-05-16T16:34:40Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> The Big Bang theory comes on approximately 250,490 times a week for TBS. Seriously, I’d never seen a single episode before this year and within a month I’d seen 90% of them.  
> Just wait another three days. Your episode will be on again.

That’s the thing that pisses me off about TBBT on TBS, it seems like they only bought a bare few episodes and are playing them over and over and over again. So you really haven’t seen 90% of them, you’ve just seen the same dozen or so over and over.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-it-tbs/622047/20 "2012-05-16T16:38:20Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> They should be! On a “Value added to civilization” scale, reruns of _Rosanne_ and _Home Improvement_ far outweigh any “contribution” made by the NBA.

This is untrue. All sports teams give a lot of money to charity. Roseanne re-runs gave us Tom Arnold. I don’t like hockey but I don’t bitch just because it’s on TV and especially if it is pre-empting something that I’ve already seen and will see again if I want.

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