# God DAMN Papercuts!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-papercuts/133844>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 25, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-papercuts/133844 "2002-10-25T15:49:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-papercuts/133844/21 "2002-10-31T16:54:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SparrowHawk \*  
> \*\*Is anybody willing to sacrifice for science and test the GQ theory by papercutting him or herself with autoclaved, acid-free archival paper?
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> Yeah, me neither. Plus, I don’t have an autoclave handy. But it would be interesting to know the results. \*\*

Hey, the GQ answer was provided, in part, by your friend and mine, **Quadgop the Mercotan** , who happens to be a MD-type of guy, and what he says is good enough for me.

Besides, I don’t even know what an autoclave is. Is it a clave you keep your car in?

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-papercuts/133844/22 "2002-10-31T17:47:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
> \*\*Besides, I don’t even know what an autoclave is. Is it a clave you keep your car in? \*\*

Jesus, DAVE, could you be any lamer? An autoclave is _clearly_ something that claves _itself_.

Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-papercuts/133844/23 "2002-11-01T17:28:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*A couple of times, I’ve gotten them in the webs of my fingers-you know, the little spot between your fingers? OUCH!!! \*\*

Are you planniing on seeing “Jackass”? Just a little heads up for you, you may cringe a little at this one part…😉

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**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-damn-papercuts/133844/24 "2002-11-02T01:48:50Z")

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bastard envelopes and that gross ass licky-part.

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Ouch. Guess who just got a papercut **tongue**?

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