# God Hates Fags-The Musical! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 22, 2007, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039 "2007-05-22T05:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/1 "2007-05-22T05:42:13Z")
Actually, now God hates everybody! [Linkey poo](http://en.sevenload.com/videos/YFuGi3Z/hates) I don’t think this is going to displace “Thriller” or “Sledgehammer” as one of the all time great music videos anytime soon… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/2 "2007-05-22T05:45:21Z")
Until this moment, I did not favor hunting them down for extermination. I am reconsidering my position. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/3 "2007-05-22T05:57:51Z")
Singing as a family like that is pretty gay. Damn Phelps fag enablers. ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/4 "2007-05-22T06:01:23Z")
Next, they should write a book about how God hates people who write books. LilShieste ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/5 "2007-05-22T06:02:30Z")
Whoa. That video made my skin crawl. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/6 "2007-05-22T06:17:58Z")
Isn’t that a straight ripoff of _We Are the World_? I smell LAWSUIT! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/7 "2007-05-22T09:19:02Z")
I know they’re all related, but sheesh, they all look exactly the same as each other. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Svinlesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/22d042/32.png) [@Mr.Svinlesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Svinlesha)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/8 "2007-05-22T09:57:21Z")
An interesting video, especially in the context of the discussion we’re having in the thread next door, “Stoning in Iraq.” ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/9 "2007-05-22T10:51:18Z")
If it’s too late to change his mind, I say we all gay up and start having some real fun. Who’s with me? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/10 "2007-05-22T12:11:34Z")
Can we bisexual up instead? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/11 "2007-05-22T13:20:58Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] If it’s too late to change his mind, I say we all gay up and start having some real fun. Who’s with me? [/QUOTE] That’s fine. The whole hetero thing isn’t really working out for me anymore. I can’t hear the video. Is it basically all the Phelchers singing about how they hate teh gey? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/12 "2007-05-22T13:29:31Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I can’t hear the video. [/QUOTE] Clearly there’s an angel smiling down upon you. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/13 "2007-05-22T13:31:29Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I can’t hear the video. Is it basically all the Phelchers singing about how they hate teh gey? [/QUOTE] It’s how they hate teh everyfuckingbodyonthewholeplanet. “God Hates the world and all her people.” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/14 "2007-05-22T13:32:14Z")
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is straight. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/15 "2007-05-22T13:36:07Z")
What exactly would the point be in recording that song? If the entire world is doomed then what is the point in telling it to stop sinning? If I can’t change my fate in the afterlife then I might as well enjoy myself here because it sounds like I won’t there. And they looked entirely too gleeful to be warning of impending doom. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/16 "2007-05-22T13:38:20Z")
I wondered that too. From the song: “It’s too late to pray.” Um, okay. Shut the fuck up, then. ---
**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/17 "2007-05-22T13:39:41Z")
I don’t understand where “you’ll eat your kids (yeah, you’ll eat 'em)” comes from. I have never heard that one before. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/18 "2007-05-22T13:42:41Z")
[QUOTE=Charger] I don’t understand where “you’ll eat your kids (yeah, you’ll eat 'em)” comes from. I have never heard that one before. [/QUOTE] [Ezekial 5:10](http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%205:10&version=31). ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/19 "2007-05-22T13:51:28Z")
[QUOTE=Inner Stickler] What exactly would the point be in recording that song? If the entire world is doomed then what is the point in telling it to stop sinning? [/QUOTE] There you go - trying to use logic to dissect and examine complete raving insanity. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039/20 "2007-05-22T13:55:28Z")
Since no retort to that video would come close to addressing how bat-shit crazy they are (and rather than starting a new pit thread) I’ll just throw in that this is one of my pet peeves about religious types - ripping off others to promote themselves. Reminds me of the red tshirts that said “Jesus” in CocaCola® letters. Come on, assholes, at least be original. Fuck. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-musical/405039.md?page=2)