# God Hates Fags - the song

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512 "2007-01-26T02:15:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/1 "2007-01-26T02:15:55Z")

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OK. I don’t have words.

This video is either sick, vile homophobia or brilliant satire.

[\*\*\*WARNING - NSFW \*\*\*](http://break.com/index/homophobic_christian_rock.html)

Is he struggling against his gay urges or condemning the trail of sacheting queers lecherously ogling his beefy bear goodness?

😕

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/2 "2007-01-26T03:09:59Z")

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Well, he thanked Andrew Sullivan for getting behind him.

I think it’s pretty clear what he meant by that.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/3 "2007-01-26T03:12:44Z")

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I don’t hate fags but I like it. I think he is trying to beat off his inner fag through musical cleansing. It starts off slow and a little sickly sweet in the beginning but it eventually gets down to business: “God hates fagggs, If you are a fag, he hates you tooooo!” That singing seems to counterproductive in a way though. It seems to encourage a lot more fags to crowd around him, hold hands, and whatever else they do for support. I doubt its much different to really be a fag most of the time.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/4 "2007-01-26T03:35:22Z")

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“To get into heaven, there’s no back door.”

Total satire, folks. Move along.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/5 "2007-01-26T03:40:05Z")

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Hoax. No question. I was chuckling at the “no back door [to Heaven]” lyric, and how “get on your knees” is rhymed with “sodomy”. He’s ridiculing Christian Rock and fundamentalists generally.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/6 "2007-01-26T03:42:26Z")

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That was fair-to-middlin’ satire. Decent production values, though, so I give it a 6/10 for effort and blatantly stating that there’s no back door to Heaven.

Better yet, read the replies and comments below the video. I’m not sure if they’ll disappear or rotate so I’ll quote my favorite:

[QUOTE=EAGLES5]  
**I GAY FOR GOD**  
There i said it  
[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/7 "2007-01-26T03:48:38Z")

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It is, unfortunately, neither a satire nor a parody nor a hoax.

His webpage.  
[http://www.donniedavies.com/](http://www.donniedavies.com/)

His ministry.  
[http://lovegodsway.org/](http://lovegodsway.org/)

He says he is a “reformed homosexual”; that Oscar Wilde, according to him **also** a “reformed homosexual”, is his hero; and that by releasing a single entitled “God Hates Fags”, he is actually preaching God’s word.

As a Christian, I have no response to this other than an enormous “Ummm…” and an acute and sudden need to belong to some other church–Wiccan sounds good right about now.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/8 "2007-01-26T03:49:25Z")

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Was it Queer Al Yankovic? Be a dead giveaway.

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/9 "2007-01-26T03:53:25Z")

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And I might add that, in keeping with his trollish personality, he is positively reveling in all the attention his video is getting. From his ministry page:

> [@](#):
>
> Message From Donnie
> 
> It’s been quite a day here at LGWM. We’re still trying to get a handle on how this will affect our ministry. Donnie has filmed together a short update on all the attention, his perspective on people’s opinions and some of the plans for the future. See it here.
> 
> WOW
> 
> The Response has been overwhelming!  
> We certainly were not expecting this much attention. But don’t get us wrong, we will use it responsibly. I’ve been trying to respond to each and every email, so be patient. We’ll be putting up another video this evening addressing some of the issues we’re facing.
> 
> All press interest please refer to: Publicity
> 
> We’ve done some of the phone interviews and will try and get to all of them. Thank you so much for your interest in our Ministry.  
> Peace be with you  
> Donnie D.

Uh huh. :rolleyes: Hey, Fox, Reuters, bloggers: DNFTT, people.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/10 "2007-01-26T04:07:37Z")

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The best thing about that page was that there was also a video of a guy having a sledding accident.

Crotch, meet tree.

Wouldst that it had been the singer.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/11 "2007-01-26T04:49:01Z")

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He should have fit the lyrics from Tom Robinson Band ([http://www.tomrobinson.com/](http://www.tomrobinson.com/)) into his song:

> [@](#):
>
> I got a friend in Jesus,  
> But we’re just good friends, you see

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**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/12 "2007-01-26T04:53:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Ogre]  
“To get into heaven, there’s no back door.”

Total satire, folks. Move along.  
[/QUOTE]  
That’s pretty funny satire. I forwarded it to my sister. She and her girlfriend will get a good laugh out of it. 😃

“Reformed homosexual”… oh, he’s SO not reformed.

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**Author:** ![Jeeves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@Jeeves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeeves)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/13 "2007-01-26T05:32:48Z")

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Come one people, its not God Hates Fags, its God Hates A Fag. So its just one fag that has to worry about gods wrath.

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/14 "2007-01-26T11:13:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Jeeves]  
Come one people, its not God Hates Fags, its God Hates A Fag. So its just one fag that has to worry about gods wrath.  
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but if you’re a fag, he hates you too.

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/15 "2007-01-26T11:18:34Z")

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On his “testimony” page it says he wasn’t “gay”…he was “Gay”.

I think it is possible to recover from being “gay”, but if you openly admit you were “Gay”, I think we can all agree you will smoke a pole at the drop of a pant- I mean hat.

_…rimjob…_

er…I mean  
\*  
rimshot\*

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/16 "2007-01-26T11:22:34Z")

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Interestingly, Marilyn Manson used the same rhyme in Cake and Sodomy.

Does that mean something?

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/17 "2007-01-26T11:23:15Z")

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[God hates robots](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/robot-rape.html)

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/18 "2007-01-26T11:32:48Z")

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Is Donnie actor [Todd Quillen](http://www.queerty.com/queer/scandal/donnie-davies-revealed-20070125.php). Seems like a joke to me. Even the Love God’s Way site has a couple of laughs.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/19 "2007-01-26T11:35:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Duck Duck Goose]  
He says he is a “reformed homosexual”; that Oscar Wilde, according to him **also** a “reformed homosexual”, is his hero; and that by releasing a single entitled “God Hates Fags”, he is actually preaching God’s word.  
[/QUOTE]  
Hey, if it worked for Oscar, it should work for everybody, right?

> [@](#):
>
> While I’m not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good.

This guy is barking spider voodoo crazy.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-fags-the-song/389512/20 "2007-01-26T11:42:29Z")

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Missed the edit window, but had to add [this link](http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands) of Gay Bands, or Bands to Watch Out For. My personal favorite – **Ted Nugent (loincloth)**

People, you can’t make this shit up.

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