# God hates people who ask for forgiveness! **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [February 16, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474 "2014-02-16T13:47:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/21 "2014-02-16T16:21:23Z")
Maybe God only tells this to people She doesn’t like? ---
**Author:** ![iMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@iMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iMouse)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/22 "2014-02-16T16:29:49Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > And does God ever ask for forgiveness? > > (earthquakes, floods, pestilence, fires, hurricanes, etc.) OF COURSE NOT!!! They are but a test of Faith. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/23 "2014-02-16T16:33:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Nearly everyone I know claims to have heard your voice > And every time they do, I know I should rejoice > Because one day I’m sure you’ll break your silence > And speak just to me > > But I feel like time’s running out > And my heart, my heart is filling with doubt > > And god said… > > I don’t dwell upon you, I dwell on something else > And I am not really here, so get over yourself\* –Todd Rundgren ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/24 "2014-02-16T16:40:02Z")
> [@Rune](#): > > God hates people who starts more God threads on SDMB. Worse than that, I do. ---
**Author:** ![iMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@iMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iMouse)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/25 "2014-02-16T17:15:42Z")
> [@Kenm](#): > > Worse than that, I do. God hates stronger, longer and with zero pity. I think you are being too hard on yourself. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/26 "2014-02-16T17:25:11Z")
Y’all are a sorry lot…and you’re doomed. _Doomed!_ ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/27 "2014-02-16T17:31:44Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Y’all are a sorry lot…and you’re doomed. _Doomed!_ Hell is gonna be a freakin’ _ **rager** _ once the monkeys take over the zoo. ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/28 "2014-02-16T17:33:02Z")
You know what God hates most? When my team loses. He get’s furious. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/29 "2014-02-16T17:57:53Z")
The only thing the OP makes me wonder is: Does God have something against paragraphing? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/30 "2014-02-16T18:01:42Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > The only thing the OP makes me wonder is: Does God have something against paragraphing? Blame the Holy Spirit, _ **despises** _ carriage returns. ---
**Author:** ![iMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@iMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iMouse)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/31 "2014-02-16T18:04:01Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Blame the Holy Spirit, _ **despises** _ carriage returns. Carriage returns??? ROTFLOL I doubt many here remember slapping that damn lever with their left hand. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/32 "2014-02-16T18:34:45Z")
The Who didn’t need to be forgiven. And I think we all know the name of the biggest sinner who never asked for forgiveness. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-people-who-ask-for-forgiveness/681474/33 "2014-02-16T18:41:53Z")
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