# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/1 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")
In honor of Fred Phelps: \*\* What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday? Westboro Baptist Church being sued \*\* Fire & brimstone? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/2 "2007-11-01T14:22:00Z")
\*\* Ask a nuclear submariner. How to dispose of a porn stash? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/3 "2007-11-01T14:31:14Z")
\*\*I’m spending my birthday, 11/1, alone at a Boston restaurant Things you shouldn’t admit on the SDMB \*\* We may have done this already And my sympathies, by the way. I can’t be there, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/4 "2007-11-01T16:25:38Z")
\*\*What youthful pursuits/passions do you wish you still engaged in? How much porn do you have? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/5 "2007-11-01T18:03:48Z")
\*\*Who are Ann Coulter’s fans? Holy Cow! Or Xenu. Whatever. CHRISTIAN SCIENTOLOGISTS? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/6 "2007-11-01T19:17:37Z")
\*\*Why do diesel engines clatter? mass energy equivalence \*\*[Keanu]Whoa…[/Keanu] ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/7 "2007-11-01T19:34:46Z")
\*\*Poisonous snakes for sale Things that wake you up in the morning… \*\* Er yeah, poisonous snakes would do that pretty effectively! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/8 "2007-11-01T19:51:12Z")
**What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday?** **Paul Tibbets, the pilot of the Enola Gay, dies** He was heard yelling “Tora! Tora! Tora!” the whole way down. [sub]I am _so_ going to hell.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/9 "2007-11-02T14:35:46Z")
\*\* Nobody believes I’m gay. Another ‘I’m not’ Gay Republican Goes Down for the Count \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/10 "2007-11-02T14:53:07Z")
\*\*It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but MAN that hurt! Poisonous snakes for sale \*\* Didn’t… seem… dangerous. Right. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/11 "2007-11-02T14:56:49Z")
\*\*How do I prevent getting diabetes later in life? How much porn do you have? \*\*I hear it’s full of sugar. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/12 "2007-11-02T18:39:49Z")
\*\*“Yeah, but Clinton got a…” Goatsucker actually a hairless coyote \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/13 "2007-11-02T18:42:16Z")
\*\* “Yeah, but Clinton got a…” Help me find a suitable response \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/14 "2007-11-02T19:06:10Z")
\*\*How did you run into debt? How much porn do you have? \*\* **Ask a nuclear submariner. What’s the most property damage you’ve caused?** It’s how much he _could_ cause that’s important. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/15 "2007-11-03T09:13:48Z")
\*\*What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday? Comet Holmes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/16 "2007-11-03T15:42:40Z")
**A Letter to Our Babysitter…** **I Beat 'Em Because Jesus Told Me Too** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/17 "2007-11-03T17:13:52Z")
\*\*Help the first time home buyer Do you think about where you shop? \*\* Location, Location, Location… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/18 "2007-11-03T17:28:44Z")
**Plane in a tree Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL** ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/19 "2007-11-03T17:31:20Z")
Now it’s: **Plane in a tree Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL Gadget Freaks, Prepared to be Boggled** Yeah, that should boggle 'em all right. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/20 "2007-11-03T18:21:07Z")
\*\*“Yeah, but Clinton got a…” Why the hatred of Hillary? \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=2)