# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/21 "2007-11-04T03:42:47Z")
\*\*A curious parcel arrived last night Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL \*\* And I was only expecting the pigeons. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/22 "2007-11-04T03:59:36Z")
And the ultra-rare _Quadpost_; **Wish me luck A curious parcel arrived last night Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL Ouch** must be some vicious pigeons… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/23 "2007-11-05T14:04:14Z")
\*\*Ruin the original Star Wars movie I’m a Star Wars fanbody and I did not hate the Ewoks. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/24 "2007-11-05T16:09:46Z")
\*\*Ask the Protocol Droid Need answer fast!!! Been to any laughable funerals? Yes, I know my life has changed forever. \*\* A fourfer! ---
**Author:** ![I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_No_Saint)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/25 "2007-11-05T16:15:48Z")
What Thoughts Go Throught Your Mind While Jogging or Exercising? There’s a MFing leak in my house. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/26 "2007-11-05T16:50:59Z")
\*\*What kind of stranger should I hook up with for casual sex? Need advice on dealing with “I can’t!” syndrome in children \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/27 "2007-11-05T17:21:10Z")
\*\*OMG! OMG! OMG! We’re buying a house There’s an MFing leak in my house \*\* ---
**Author:** ![I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_No_Saint)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/28 "2007-11-05T17:23:01Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] \*\*What kind of stranger should I hook up with for casual sex? Need advice on dealing with “I can’t!” syndrome in children \*\* [/QUOTE] We have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/29 "2007-11-05T18:14:52Z")
\*\*My cat hates me Things you shouldn’t admit on the SDMB \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/30 "2007-11-05T18:19:44Z")
\*\*Life is good For fans of Bacon Salt \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/31 "2007-11-05T18:28:48Z")
\*\*What kind of stranger should I hook up with for casual sex? A pig that doesn’t smell \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/32 "2007-11-05T19:12:42Z")
\*\* Things that are considered “classics” but which you think are highly overrated Simpsons Treehouse of Terror XVIII (spoilers) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/33 "2007-11-05T19:40:25Z")
\*\*My cat hates me Corsets \*\* Then stop wearin’ ye corsets! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/34 "2007-11-05T19:46:53Z")
\*\*Yes, I know my life has changed forever. We bought a new house! Hey, that’s cool! No, wait, it isn’t. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/35 "2007-11-06T00:06:17Z")
**What kind of stranger should I hook up with for casual sex?** **Why the explosion in teacher/student sex?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/36 "2007-11-06T14:39:08Z")
\*\* Let’s write a story, one line at a time! Ever dreamt about the SDMB? Yes, I know my life has changed forever. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/37 "2007-11-06T14:40:40Z")
\*\* What I REALLY want from women . . . Explain what you mean, assbitches! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/38 "2007-11-06T14:44:55Z")
Curse you, **CalMeacham**! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/39 "2007-11-06T15:37:11Z")
\*\*What thoughts go through your mind while jogging or exercising? Let’s write a story, one line at a time! What is it? 8 limbed child born \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/40 "2007-11-06T16:15:47Z")
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