# God Hates Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/41 "2007-11-06T16:23:45Z")

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8 Limbed Child Born.

Hey, that’s cool… No, it isn’t.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/42 "2007-11-06T16:57:12Z")

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\*\* Shepherd. Shepherd, shepherd, shepherd.

Explain what you mean, assbitches!  
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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/43 "2007-11-06T17:32:36Z")

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New Posts:

**Movie scene that freaked you out the most?  
8 limbed child born**

Yeah, that’d probably do it.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/44 "2007-11-06T18:06:30Z")

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\*\*God Hates Sequential Threads  
Hey, that’s cool! No, wait, it isn’t.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/45 "2007-11-06T18:19:45Z")

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\*\*I’m excited about the Coen Brothers’ next movie  
Hellgate London \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/46 "2007-11-06T19:57:52Z")

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\*\*Anyone else born on Friday the 13th?  
JW woman refuses blood, dies in childbirth \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/47 "2007-11-06T20:23:23Z")

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\*\*I pit people who can’t appreciate wildlife unless they can kill it  
Shepherd. Shepherd, shepherd, shepherd.  
\*\*  
HUNTER! HUNTER!

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/48 "2007-11-06T22:05:06Z")

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Tell me what to make with three half-sheets of ply

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 8 limbed child born
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/49 "2007-11-06T22:17:26Z")

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\*\*Let’s Pit the Holiday Season!  
Explain what you mean, assbitches!  
Shepherd. Shepherd, shepherd, shepherd.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/50 "2007-11-06T22:26:31Z")

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\*\*Tell me about Detroit  
Are you an organ donor?  
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/51 "2007-11-07T01:11:18Z")

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**I am turning into a sociopath  
I voted today.**

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/52 "2007-11-07T03:08:54Z")

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**Stupid things you’ve done to hurt yourself  
I voted today.**

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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/53 "2007-11-07T13:09:18Z")

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\*\*My cat hates me

How do I convince my cats to stay moved?

Why is there no nickname for “microwave”?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/54 "2007-11-07T15:39:33Z")

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\*\*Stupid things you’ve done to hurt yourself  
The Finger Waggle (and other silly dance moves) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/55 "2007-11-07T17:44:07Z")

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\*\*Windmill on an electric car  
Automotive terminology \*\*

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/56 "2007-11-07T20:04:20Z")

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In IMHO:

**Okay - Here’s some TMI - Tell me about Lube…**  
**How do you pass the time in prison?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/57 "2007-11-08T17:09:52Z")

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From New Posts:

\*\* The Quotable Mr. Burns  
Are you an organ donor \*\*

He probably wants to buy some of yours

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/58 "2007-11-08T17:57:05Z")

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\*\*I can solve a Rubik’s Cube in two minutes and 13 seconds.  
Wiener ! ! ! !  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/59 "2007-11-08T20:12:58Z")

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[How do you pass the time in prison?](http://208.100.26.199/sdmb/showthread.php?t=443213)  
[Wiener ! ! ! !](http://208.100.26.199/sdmb/showthread.php?t=443302)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/60 "2007-11-08T22:11:38Z")

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\*\*Insert - yeah exactly what I wanted  
How do you pass the time in prison? \*\*

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