# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/61 "2007-11-08T23:09:50Z")
**I’m going to Japan. Now what? It’s simple…just change the name, really!!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/62 "2007-11-09T08:49:15Z")
\*\*I hate feeling the need to fake it just to fit in Wiener ! ! ! ! \*\* You’re not helping. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/63 "2007-11-09T13:34:32Z")
\*\* Stephen King’s The Mist Atmospheric Movies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/64 "2007-11-09T16:00:45Z")
\*\*Uh-oh… Wiener ! ! ! ! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/65 "2007-11-09T18:16:32Z")
\*\*Any doctors here? How do you pass the time in prison \*\* Paging Dr. Mercotan ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/66 "2007-11-09T19:01:21Z")
\*\* Does anyone else enjoy the taste of blood? How do you pass the time in prison? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/67 "2007-11-09T19:33:32Z")
\*\*War of the Worlds microbes? ‘Alien diseases’ \*\* Yup. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/68 "2007-11-09T21:25:36Z")
\*\*Cops don’t like me Running into unpleasant people from your past \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/69 "2007-11-09T22:11:26Z")
Even Better: \*\* Cops don’t like me Running into unpleasant people from your past My cat hates me \*\* Sounds like you need a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/70 "2007-11-10T02:20:03Z")
**Had Too Many Bad Christmasses? I need to know everything there is to know about kissing. Now. One tough puppy** The second might work to solving the first, and there may yet be time, but just _how_ are you thinking of practicing? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/71 "2007-11-10T17:00:24Z")
**My husband was attacked last night… Undo Circumcision Damage** Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/72 "2007-11-10T18:16:05Z")
**Heh. Somebody’s lost. Wish granted, Mrs. Huckabee!!** Anyone seen Mike around lately? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/73 "2007-11-11T04:24:35Z")
\*\*Evil dentist caught on video: Finally! I’m wearing big girl panties! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/74 "2007-11-12T15:51:09Z")
\*\*I took a career test and it said I should be… Tuduckinoostrich for Thanksgiving! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/75 "2007-11-12T17:08:40Z")
**I took a career test and it said I should be … One tough puppy!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/76 "2007-11-12T21:30:02Z")
\*\*Can rubbing a penny on a hickey make it heal faster? Where did “quarterback” come from? \*\* Can’t stop Twick’s a bad puppy shut yo mouf! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/77 "2007-11-12T21:34:34Z")
\*\*Those Mentally Ill Have you ever been mentally transported back to your childhood/school days? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/78 "2007-11-12T21:39:01Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] Can’t stop Twick’s a bad puppy shut yo mouf! [/QUOTE] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/79 "2007-11-13T13:46:33Z")
\*\* Did I do the right thing, or have I fucked up? Holy shit, did I just say that?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/80 "2007-11-13T13:50:45Z")
\*\*Holding in your fart Political Positions of Candidates (US) \*\* If only we could get them to hold in their hot air… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=5)