# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/81 "2007-11-13T14:05:19Z")
\*\*My husband was attacked last night… Mafia: The Conspiracy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/82 "2007-11-13T14:27:48Z")
\*\*Worst In-Flight Experiences Some good reasons to start smoking \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/83 "2007-11-13T15:09:28Z")
\*\*Death comes in threes My shower door tried to assassinate me! Fire in London Oh, so NOW I get human emotions… \*\* I could see how the first two could be fatal but the last might depend on the circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/84 "2007-11-13T15:25:19Z")
\*\*After hearing about it for so long, today I finally saw… Mafia: The Conspiracy: The Forbidden Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/85 "2007-11-13T15:57:20Z")
\*\* After hearing about it for so long, today I finally saw… Tuduckinoostrich for Thanksgiving! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/86 "2007-11-13T16:21:52Z")
\*\*My husband was attacked last night… Because Bacon Salt just isn’t enough \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/87 "2007-11-13T18:45:05Z")
\*\*Have your kids ever embarrassed you in public? When was the last time you heard a kid SCREAMING in a public place? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/88 "2007-11-13T19:35:53Z")
\*\* Are men in general actually worred about this? Where to buy bras online? \*\* No ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/89 "2007-11-13T21:48:39Z")
\*\*Are men in general actually worred about this? Holy shit, did I just say that?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/90 "2007-11-14T13:37:27Z")
\*\*I took a career test and it said I should be… Learning about vaginas - not safe for work (and not funny) video \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/91 "2007-11-14T15:12:27Z")
\*\*Are gay men allowed to donate organs? Iron Chef: Meat (aka animal protein) desserts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/92 "2007-11-14T15:15:28Z")
\*\*Damn, why do I look so sexy? Learning about vaginas - not safe for work (and not funny) video \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/93 "2007-11-14T17:46:18Z")
\*\*Are gay men allowed to donate organs? Can anyone tell me what kind of Old Tool this is? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/94 "2007-11-14T18:08:51Z")
\*\*Where did “quarterback” come from? Holding in your fart \*\* No, that’s “tight end”…I’ll be here all week. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/95 "2007-11-14T18:31:58Z")
\*\* Have your kids ever embarrassed you in public? When was the last time you heard a kid SCREAMING in a public place? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/96 "2007-11-14T18:35:25Z")
\*\*There’s got to be an easier way to make money! Ask the (former) Asexual\*\* I’m not sure why they’d be an expert, but okay… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/97 "2007-11-14T19:06:02Z")
\*\* I’m going to be incredibly wealthy! No, really … Lock up your daughters (and your sons!) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/98 "2007-11-14T19:21:52Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] \*\* Have your kids ever embarrassed you in public? When was the last time you heard a kid SCREAMING in a public place? \*\* [/QUOTE] Psst, post #87 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/99 "2007-11-14T19:28:11Z")
One of those perfect threefers in MPSIMS: **Learning about vaginas - not safe for work (and not funny) video Describe it in three words Jabba the Hedgehog** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/100 "2007-11-14T20:26:29Z")
\*\* So am I wuss or what? Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it does… \*\* \*\* A poll for the cooking impaired- did your parents cook often? How often do you not cook? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=6)