# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/101 "2007-11-14T21:06:41Z")
\*\*Describe it in three words ChiefScott: Part Deux \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/102 "2007-11-14T21:07:39Z")
**Question for Christians: How do we know God loves us? What if Hillary Clinton were assassinated?** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/103 "2007-11-15T03:47:15Z")
**How big are we? SDMB Weight Loss Club, November** We’re not as big as we used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/104 "2007-11-15T13:09:20Z")
\*\*Installed my blackberry into my computer, what do I do now? Cleaning Child Porn from a Computer \*\* \*\*The guy in the next cubicle just farted I’m on telly on Tuesday \*\* Must have been some fart. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/105 "2007-11-15T13:31:46Z")
\*\*In which I become celibate. Describe it in three words \*\* “No More Sex”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/106 "2007-11-15T13:35:28Z")
\*\* The Celebrity Death Pool 2007 Another cool thing I didn’t know about \*\* 😃 \*\* Someone you look at and start laughing The Quotable Simpsons Bonanza \*\* 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/107 "2007-11-15T14:30:55Z")
\*\*Yay! She Went to Jail! Ask The Former Prisoner \*\* Another woman pulls a ridiculously short sentence. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/108 "2007-11-15T14:31:18Z")
\*\*Describe it in three words ( 1 2 3 ) I’m Falling Apart \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/109 "2007-11-15T14:41:43Z")
\*\*Anyone have a kid in a Montessori school? Who’s been using my crayons? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/110 "2007-11-15T15:04:56Z")
Okay, these aren’t in order, but they should be: \*\*The Food Network, as programmed by me. Describe it in three words Another cat death \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/111 "2007-11-15T16:15:32Z")
\*\*In which I become celibate. Lock up your daughters (and your sons!) \*\* Looks like \*that \* vow didn’t last very long. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/112 "2007-11-15T18:34:55Z")
I don’t normally post the ones from New Posts (it’s kind of cheating), but I can’t resist this one: **Advise me on assisted living for an aged relative Yay! She Went to Jail!** Well, that turned out all right then. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/113 "2007-11-15T19:27:32Z")
\*\*Baffling cat behaviour Looks like I’m getting a new fur stole\*\* Man, I thought I was tough when my cats misbehaved. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/114 "2007-11-15T20:19:32Z")
\*\*Baffling cat behaviour: Another cat death \*\* Yeah – it always catches me by suprise, too. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/115 "2007-11-15T21:00:23Z")
\*\*I can’t find my flip-flop. An open letter to God \*\* Wouldn’t St. Christopher be more appropriate? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/116 "2007-11-15T21:02:43Z")
\*\*Describe it in three words Santa’s “Ho Ho Ho” called insulting to women \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/117 "2007-11-15T21:04:21Z")
\*\*That’s it, I give up. I just can’t fucking do this anymore. In which I become celibate. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/118 "2007-11-15T22:55:06Z")
More “New Posts” sweetness: \*\*Santa’s “Ho Ho Ho” called insulting to women Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it does… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/119 "2007-11-16T01:51:01Z")
\*\*Yay! She Went to Jail! Give me the strength to ask this woman out. \*\* Strength, a heavy-duty file and a titanium codpiece. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/120 "2007-11-16T01:52:39Z")
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