# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/121 "2007-11-16T02:10:32Z")
OK, for a brief time this evening, these three threads appeared at the top of this board in this order: **Give me the strength to ask this woman out How beautiful is she describe it in three words** Please tell me you saw it, too! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/122 "2007-11-16T02:27:01Z")
\*\*Baffling cat behaviour Looks like I’m getting a new fur stole \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/123 "2007-11-16T07:30:07Z")
Do you get appraised by your subordinates? Yay! She Went to Jail! How to lose your job just before the Holidays (kinda long) I’m ready for Thanksgiving! And this year’s winner for the Sequential Thread Hall of Fame: Another cat death Looks like I’m getting a new fur stole ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/124 "2007-11-16T09:00:05Z")
\*\*Who is this man, and what has he done with my husband? Ask The Former Prisoner \*\* It’s sort of a “Round up the usual suspects” thing, then. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/125 "2007-11-16T13:12:03Z")
\*\* Give me the strength to ask this woman out. How beautiful is she? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/126 "2007-11-16T14:18:49Z")
\*\*Child sex crimes and prisoners If they re-break my bone, will they sedate me? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/127 "2007-11-16T15:35:47Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Need book recommendations for very young children Tim Burton does Alice In Wonderland \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/128 "2007-11-16T15:41:05Z")
**Your last eBay purchase? How beautiful is she?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/129 "2007-11-16T16:26:37Z")
\*\* Smart Women Have Curves, and Hopefully Chocolate Beer! Another reason to use that grocery discount card \*\* \*\*Construction boners… Scotsman having sex with bicycle… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/130 "2007-11-16T18:34:27Z")
\*\*How to lose your job just before the Holidays (kinda long) What am I doing this weekend? Nothing! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/131 "2007-11-16T18:45:56Z")
\*\* Cycle-sexualist white men are obsolete \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/132 "2007-11-16T18:52:08Z")
**What am I doing this weekend? Nothing! In Memoriam–Nov. 4, 1995: Yet Another Depressing MMP** Helps if you read them as one whole sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/133 "2007-11-16T21:18:44Z")
\*\*Jokes that depend on an accent Scotsman having sex with bicycle… \*\* She can’t take much more cap’n! She’s gonna blow! ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/134 "2007-11-16T21:19:49Z")
New Posts: \*\*You just might be a Doper if… You can stick CE and BCE in your CO \*\* ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/135 "2007-11-16T22:23:46Z")
\*\*Ten Years Sober Today \*\* **That’s it, I give up. I just can’t fucking do this anymore.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/136 "2007-11-16T22:32:44Z")
From the Forum Listing: \*\*God is not Great Is Jimi Hendrix _really_ the greatest guitar player in the history of Rock? \*\* Okay, so you don’t like Jimi or Clapton: how about Page? ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/137 "2007-11-17T00:16:10Z")
From New Posts **Need a good recipe that impresses quick Another reason to use that grocery discount card** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/138 "2007-11-17T00:57:37Z")
**Give me the strength to ask this woman out. That’s it, I give up. I just can’t fucking do this anymore. Yay! She Went to Jail!** Yeah, isn’t it such a relief when those situations just resolve themselves and you don’t have to think about them anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/139 "2007-11-17T01:42:40Z")
**Why does nobody ask about the origins of heterosexuality? Is homosexuality psychological or biological? Is the Pope seeking to end the Great Schism?** ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/140 "2007-11-17T02:27:26Z")
New posts again: **Why people become Homosexual… the answer God is not Great** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=8)