# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/141 "2007-11-17T02:37:00Z")
\*\*What am I doing this weekend? Nothing! I can’t find my flip-flop. \*\* No flip-flop, no fun. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/142 "2007-11-17T13:27:06Z")
\*\*Jokes that depend on an accent Post your fave Limerick Scotsman having sex with bicycle… \*\* said “I started with a tricycle. Moved up to a moped. And you know where that led. But it’s better than sex with an icicle.” ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/143 "2007-11-17T14:04:43Z")
**What are you too lazy to do properly / correctly? The fruitcakes I have known** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/144 "2007-11-17T16:35:11Z")
\*\*Yesterday I heard that the Sun will die in 200 years Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow… \*\* I think that’s rushing things. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/145 "2007-11-17T17:01:04Z")
\*\*Good birhtday gift for a chain-smoking ex-convict? Vintage handguns \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/146 "2007-11-17T17:44:40Z")
\*\* SDMB Secret Santa Exchange The fruitcakes I have known \*\* is that fruitcake meaning dessert, fruitcake meaning crazy or fruitcake meaning homosexual? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/147 "2007-11-17T20:56:15Z")
SDMB Forum listing: **You just might be a Doper if… white males are obsolete** ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/148 "2007-11-17T22:14:56Z")
**What stupid kids tricks do you teach kids? Sex eases menstrual cramps?** ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/149 "2007-11-17T23:11:49Z")
\*\*Oh, Dear! Supplies for the Budding Mad Scientist! SDMB Secret Santa Exchange \*\* Now THAT’S a party! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/150 "2007-11-18T00:46:46Z")
\*\* SDMB Weight Loss Club, November Smart Women Have Curves, and Hopefully Chocolate Beer! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/151 "2007-11-18T01:32:07Z")
\*\*Amazing 3 minute clip Scotsman having sex with bicycle…\*\* I didn’t know anybody was there with a camera! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/152 "2007-11-18T02:41:41Z")
[QUOTE=Fetchund] \*\*Amazing 3 minute clip Scotsman having sex with bicycle…\*\* I didn’t know anybody was there with a camera! [/QUOTE] You win the thread. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/153 "2007-11-18T03:43:52Z")
\*\* I had no idea… How to dispose of my old computer. SDMB Secret Santa Exchange \*\* Making the SDMB work for you! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/154 "2007-11-18T03:57:15Z")
**Sex eases menstrual cramps? How much sleep do you need?** ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/155 "2007-11-18T04:29:24Z")
**How much sleep do you need? Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it does…** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/156 "2007-11-18T05:32:40Z")
**Sun No Longer Largest Object in Solar System SDMB Weight Loss Club, November** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/157 "2007-11-18T20:19:04Z")
**My Penis is the largest object in the solar system Amazing 3 minute clip** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/158 "2007-11-18T21:46:36Z")
**The meaning of “is” My penis is the largest object in the solar system.** “Is” might not mean what you think it does. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/159 "2007-11-19T03:21:00Z")
From New Posts: **Horrible communication mistake Oh FUCK! I left my cellphone at work!** **Britian searching for new national motto It’s. Its. ITS! IT’S**! Wow. They’ve narrowed it down to four choices already? ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/160 "2007-11-19T13:43:32Z")
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