# God Hates Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857 "2007-11-01T13:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/161 "2007-11-20T10:36:07Z")
\*\*The most scariest hobby? Scotsman having sex with bicycle… \*\* \*\*We’ve won the fight against ignorance. Now what? I don’t have friends… \*\* But your former friends are much better informed now, right? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/162 "2007-11-20T15:33:12Z")
\*\*Toilet Paper - A poll Help me decide my next move. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/163 "2007-11-20T17:00:25Z")
Right now, the top two non-stickies in IMHO: \*\*Thanksgiving aint Thanksgiving without… Prilosec\*\* Tell me about it. 😃😛 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/164 "2007-11-20T17:19:58Z")
\*\*We’ve won the fight against ignorance. Now what? The Dope Before Christmas \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/165 "2007-11-20T21:09:40Z")
\*\*Thanksgiving ain’t Thanksgiving without… Toilet Paper - A poll \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/166 "2007-11-20T22:07:13Z")
\*\*Why do you love your significant other? The bodily anomaly thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/167 "2007-11-20T22:37:53Z")
**My online friend died. Horray for Warranties!"** I don’t know why, but I’m laughing so hard over this, I’m in tears! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/168 "2007-11-21T14:17:02Z")
**Widescreen TVs cause obesity. SDMB Weight Loss Club, November** Guys, guys. Hormones I’ll buy, metabolism maybe, though for most of us it’s about eating less and exercising more… but blaming it on the TV is taking “reaching” to a whole new level. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/169 "2007-11-21T15:01:19Z")
[QUOTE=mnemosyne] **My online friend died. Horray for Warranties!"** I don’t know why, but I’m laughing so hard over this, I’m in tears! [/QUOTE] You’re not the only one. I nearly spit tea all over my monitor. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/170 "2007-11-21T17:03:03Z")
\*\*Thanksgiving ain’t Thanksgiving without emoticons\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/171 "2007-11-21T18:28:54Z")
\*\*How to Find a Date for an Office Party Talking to girls (not as lame as it sounds, I hope!) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/172 "2007-11-21T19:21:23Z")
\*\* Do we have any recourse with tree/sewer problem? Prilosec \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/173 "2007-11-21T20:15:25Z")
\*\*Car batteries dead: what can I do on my own? Xmas Tree with lead \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/174 "2007-11-21T21:39:26Z")
\*\*Talking to girls (not as lame as it sounds, I hope!) Becoming the total dork: hot ping on pong action \*\* this means something, I’m sure of it ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/175 "2007-11-22T04:34:12Z")
\*\*So, what are you thankful for? Scotsman having sex with bicycle… \*\* Steps away very slowly … ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/176 "2007-11-22T13:37:53Z")
\*\*What I am thankful for… Religious jokes\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/177 "2007-11-22T18:06:07Z")
**What is the essential Britney Spears? Giblet gravy** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/178 "2007-11-22T22:41:30Z")
\*\*Scotsman having sex with bicylce… Good Remedy for Boredom?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/179 "2007-11-23T03:23:23Z")
\*\* “Not to be racist, but…” Pakistan barred from Commonwealth\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857/180 "2007-11-23T09:44:27Z")
**How to make good gravy when you’re not roasting a turkey? Giblet gravy** Asked and answered. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-hates-sequential-threads/424857.md?page=10)