# God help you, you fucking racist shitbag. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094 "2014-04-01T16:27:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/41 "2014-04-02T13:41:35Z")
Just tell people the sticker is a Ted Cruz reference. ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/42 "2014-04-02T23:56:50Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Wasn’t there once a movie about this? Where a misunderstood April Fool’s Day prank creates a chain reaction of events that ultimately results in the entire world reaching the brink of nuclear war? > > Or was that just a dream I once had? Dr. Strangelove? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/43 "2014-04-03T00:06:25Z")
> [@Grestarian](#): > > Dr. Strangelove? Sure, if you count the Ruskis depriving us of our precious bodily fluids as an April Fool’s prank. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/44 "2014-04-03T01:46:11Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Wasn’t there once a movie about this? Where a misunderstood April Fool’s Day prank creates a chain reaction of events that ultimately results in the entire world reaching the brink of nuclear war? > > Or was that just a dream I once had? Nah, it’s just Sitcom Idiot Plot variation #134. Oh how must Mrs. Silver have enjoyed the reddened face, the pulsing forehead veins, the flying foaming spittle, the grinding teeth, pacing and muttering, steam coming out of the ears, etc. You got a keeper there, OP ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/45 "2014-04-03T02:33:16Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > FUCKING HELL! I’ve been had! > > :smack: > > My wife just let me in on the joke. Happy April Fools’ Day to me. :o > But I’m not one to make idle threats so now I guess I have to kill her. Shame, really. Things have been going so well all this time. > ETA: ninja’d by **Esox Lucius** , et al. > [@Loach](#): > > Its perfectly legal as long as you keep yelling “April Fools!” the entire time you are doing it. Naturally, Weird Al has already covered this scenario: “[I Remember Larry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyXRApqwJps)” ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/46 "2014-04-03T07:17:04Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > the day is still young. > > cling wrap the top of the toilet bowl. Rewire her vibrator so it’s “live” when on max. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/47 "2014-04-03T16:39:50Z")
[QUOTE=Isilder] Ironically words equivalent to those on the sticker are in the constitution. The president must be a natural born… “american”. Does Quicksilver also thinks the constitution is unacceptable … ? [/QUOTE] > [@davidm](#): > > Way to completely miss the point… > [@Esox\_Lucius](#): > > Thank God, a real American has finally showed up. > > How many blacks you beat up today, son? Is that a Happy April Fools Whoosh to us? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/48 "2014-04-03T16:57:26Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Oh how must Mrs. Silver have enjoyed the reddened face, the pulsing forehead veins, the flying foaming spittle, the grinding teeth, pacing and muttering, steam coming out of the ears, etc. You got a keeper there, OP A racist, brain dead, shit eating fucktard of a keeper. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094/49 "2014-04-04T00:11:17Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > But I’m not one to make idle threats so now I guess I have to kill her. [La petite mort](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort), we hope? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-help-you-you-fucking-racist-shitbag/685094.md?page=2)