# God, I F\*\*\*ing Hate Carrie Underwood **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 9, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988 "2009-02-09T01:34:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/1 "2009-02-09T01:34:23Z")
Take your skinny white ass, and get the fuck off of my TV. Yeah, I know, I could just turn off the TV, but then I wouldn’t have the chance to rant like this, now would I? No offense to my white friends. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/2 "2009-02-09T01:36:12Z")
But…but… I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/3 "2009-02-09T01:36:24Z")
I feel like I’ve read this before. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/4 "2009-02-09T01:37:09Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > I feel like I’ve read this before. It’s deja vu all over again. ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/5 "2009-02-09T01:37:32Z")
When did she turn into Dolly Parton on crack? ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/6 "2009-02-09T01:38:29Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > I feel like I’ve read this before. You’re eagerly anticipating the **God, I F** _ing hate Radiohead_\* thread that’s coming up aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/7 "2009-02-09T01:38:52Z")
I feel like I’ve read this before. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/8 "2009-02-09T01:39:40Z")
> [@Risha](#): > > I feel like I’ve read this before. It’s deja vu all over again. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/9 "2009-02-09T01:40:08Z")
I have never seen Carrie Underwood perform, nor have I ever heard her sing, but I’ll take your word for it. No, I do not live under a rock. I don’t watch much TV though other than what I can watch online. ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/10 "2009-02-09T01:42:28Z")
Oooh…is there going to be a “God, I F\*\*\*ing Hate Duffy” thread because I’m going to be all over that. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/11 "2009-02-09T01:43:52Z")
But if she fell into my window like at the end of Animal House, I’d be that kid. “thank you God!” Then I’d do her. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/12 "2009-02-09T01:48:57Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > It’s deja vu all over again. I feel like I’ve read this before. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/13 "2009-02-09T01:49:26Z")
nth-ed Maybe it’s just me, but when I hear that down-home country drawl, I think “retarded”. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/14 "2009-02-09T01:49:52Z")
I think I see the pattern here. You hate people with skinny asses (whether white or British). You’re an ass bigot. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/15 "2009-02-09T01:52:18Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > I feel like I’ve read this before. It’s de–ah, fuck it. I’ve got new books to read. ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/16 "2009-02-09T01:55:14Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > I feel like I’ve read this before. You’ve got nothing on me. I feel like I posted it before. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/17 "2009-02-09T01:59:19Z")
Duffy, Miley Cyrus, Sir Paul McCrapney, you`re gonna be a busy man tonight **Fiddle Peghead**. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/18 "2009-02-09T02:01:23Z")
Lil Wayne also has a skinny ass. I might be forced to defend him, rather than any of the others though… ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/19 "2009-02-09T02:09:55Z")
> [@HongKongFooey](#): > > Duffy, Miley Cyrus, Sir Paul McCrapney, you`re gonna be a busy man tonight **Fiddle Peghead**. No, I don’t think so. I just heard that the Jonas Brothers are coming up soon. Suffice it to say that I will not be watching any more of the Grammys tonight. I like my head, and I do not want it to explode any time soon. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/20 "2009-02-09T02:11:25Z")
I am aware of her but I don’t think I’ve ever actually _seen_ Carrie Underwood. If I can avoid her, so can you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988.md?page=2)