# God, I F\*\*\*ing Hate Carrie Underwood **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 9, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988 "2009-02-09T01:34:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/21 "2009-02-09T02:14:55Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > No, I don’t think so. I just heard that the Jonas Brothers are coming up soon. They have them playing with Stevie Wonder! Poor fucker, you can almost see the thought balloon above his head saying, “these sound like a bunch o’ lame-ass white kids, who the hell did they put me up here with?” ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/22 "2009-02-09T02:24:51Z")
Ok, this mighr be but hard to red, becausze as I sitt hre, i’v onli got won i left an my tiping aint so gud. yu seee, most of my brainz ar on the flr, as my hed jst explodored. i dndnt want to c the jonax bros, but thay came up befor i realizud it. all i kan thing of to say, is Stebei, wht the hell wore you thnkun? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/23 "2009-02-09T03:07:30Z")
> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#): > > Lil Wayne also has a skinny ass. > > I might be forced to defend him, rather than any of the others though… Let’s hear it. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/24 "2009-02-09T03:15:06Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Let’s hear it. I meant that were the OP to start a pit thread on Wayne, I would be able to defend him on musical merits, while I could not for Coldplay or Carrie Underwood. ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/25 "2009-02-09T03:29:22Z")
> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#): > > I meant that were the OP to start a pit thread on Wayne, I would be able to defend him on musical merits, while I could not for Coldplay or Carrie Underwood. Let’s hear it (anyway). ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/26 "2009-02-09T03:31:35Z")
> [@HongKongFooey](#): > > They have them playing with Stevie Wonder! Poor fucker, you can almost see the thought balloon above his head saying, “these sound like a bunch o’ lame-ass white kids, who the hell did they put me up here with?” Stevie Wonder as in _the_ Stevie Wonder? And Jonas Brothers as in the horrid, blander than bland Disney creation? What in the name of all that is good in the world are you people watching? “The Apocalypse Hour: let’s destroy good shit”? (And, um, who’s Carrie Underwood?) ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/27 "2009-02-09T03:33:02Z")
Justin Timberlake, SHUT THE FUCK UP! ---
**Author:** ![Convict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Convict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Convict)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/28 "2009-02-09T03:34:19Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > Take your skinny white ass, and get the fuck off of my TV. Yeah, I know, I could just turn off the TV, but then I wouldn’t have the chance to rant like this, now would I? > > No offense to my white friends. Welcome to the boards, Faith Hill! ---
**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/29 "2009-02-09T03:35:03Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > (And, um, who’s Carrie Underwood?) A country singer who won (?; or at least ranked highly in) American Idol. Valete, Vox Imperatoris ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/30 "2009-02-09T03:43:35Z")
> [@Mariemarie](#): > > Justin Timberlake, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I generally like Justin Timberlake okay, but he’s been around long enough to know better than to get up there onstage with his thin, reedy voice and trade licks with the likes of Al Green. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/31 "2009-02-09T03:46:30Z")
> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#): > > nth-ed > > Maybe it’s just me, but when I hear that down-home country drawl, I think “retarded”. Yes, we’re all retarded. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/32 "2009-02-09T04:03:43Z")
> [@ShelliBean](#): > > Yes, we’re all retarded. Ok cool, cause I would have felt like an ass if I had made a broad, sweeping judgement of an entire section of the English speaking world and had been wrong. Now off to bed with you! You have cows to milk before the little bus picks you up for “school” tomorrow! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/33 "2009-02-09T04:37:29Z")
Li’l Wayne, pull up your goddam pants over your (skinny or whatever) ass! ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/34 "2009-02-09T05:36:06Z")
> [@Vox\_Imperatoris](#): > > A country singer who won (?; or at least ranked highly in) American Idol. > > Valete, > Vox Imperatoris Oof, I’ll go ahead and agree with the pitting even having never heard her, then. That’s like the lowest common denominator (pop-country [I assume]) of the lowest common denominator (American Idol). (Just…pretend that makes sense mathematically.) ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/35 "2009-02-09T05:47:30Z")
[QUOTE=NinjaChick] … What in the name of all that is good in the world are you people watching? “The Apocalypse Hour: let’s destroy good shit”? … [/QUOTE] Again, what’s on TV tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/36 "2009-02-09T06:36:18Z")
> [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](#): > > Let’s hear it (anyway). Yeah, cause that is what I meant. ---
**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/37 "2009-02-09T10:11:23Z")
Is this where the 13 year old lesbian crowd is meeting? I heard there was a meeting tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/38 "2009-02-09T13:20:52Z")
That’s what you get for listening to [del]modern music[/del] shit. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/39 "2009-02-09T13:45:35Z")
> [@HongKongFooey](#): > > They have them playing with Stevie Wonder! Poor fucker, you can almost see the thought balloon above his head saying, “these sound like a bunch o’ lame-ass white kids, who the hell did they put me up here with?” My thought bubble had him saying, “I couldn’t at least get Justin Timberlake??” I felt really bad for him and that performance was a mess. At least Al Green and Justin didn’t sound horrible. Yeah, their voices don’t mesh well, but at least it didn’t have that trainwreck quality. As my husband said after they performed, “As much as I want to hate Justin Timberlake, I can’t. The little fucker has some talent.” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/40 "2009-02-09T16:47:28Z")
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