# God, I F\*\*\*ing Hate Carrie Underwood **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 9, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988 "2009-02-09T01:34:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/41 "2009-02-09T19:18:49Z")
Yeah now I feel a little bad about yelling at Justin Timberlake, because I heard on the radio this morning that the Al Green, “Let’s Stay Together” segment was last-minute, due to Rhianna getting beat up. But most of the time, he should still shut up. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/42 "2009-02-09T19:28:37Z")
> [@Nutty\_Bunny](#): > > As my husband said after they performed, “As much as I want to hate Justin Timberlake, I can’t. The little fucker has some talent.” Couldn’t agree more. He doesn’t play my style of music but I admire his talent and now reading **Mariemarie** ’s post saying that he was filling in for Rihanna; he deserves some credit for that. They were far and away not the low point of that show. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/43 "2009-02-09T20:01:56Z")
> [@MonkeyMensch](#): > > Again, what’s on TV tonight? I think they’re talking about the Grammys. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/44 "2009-02-10T01:14:29Z")
[You don’t like this?](http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/acma/carrie_underwood300.jpg) Why do you hate America? ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/45 "2009-02-10T01:45:19Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > [You don’t like this?](http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/acma/carrie_underwood300.jpg) > > Why do you hate America? Wow, that may be the worst picture of her ever. Why would you pick one that makes her look downright ugly instead of something like [this](http://hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/carrie-underwood-good.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/46 "2009-02-10T01:55:49Z")
Or before and after a show, like [this.](http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/carrie-underwood-vs-jessica-simpson.jpg) 🙂 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/47 "2009-02-11T05:29:55Z")
> [@HongKongFooey](#): > > They have them playing with Stevie Wonder! Poor fucker, you can almost see the thought balloon above his head saying, “these sound like a bunch o’ lame-ass white kids, who the hell did they put me up here with?” Putting the Jonas Brothers with Stevie Wonder isn’t making the best use of the brothers’ talents. Their talents would have been put to better use with a performance in a soundproof booth. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/48 "2009-02-11T16:17:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Oooh…is there going to be a “God, I F\*\*\*ing Hate Duffy” thread because I’m going to be all over that. Mercy, please! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/49 "2009-02-11T16:50:51Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > Stevie Wonder as in _the_ Stevie Wonder? And Jonas Brothers as in the horrid, blander than bland Disney creation? > > What in the name of all that is good in the world are you people watching? “The Apocalypse Hour: let’s destroy good shit”? Maybe it’s this generation’s Jimi-Hendrix-and-the-Monkees? Although, on his last couple of albums, Mr. Wonder has been dangerously close to “blander than bland” territory himself. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988/50 "2009-02-12T04:13:44Z")
> [@Risha](#): > > Wow, that may be the worst picture of her ever. Why would you pick one that makes her look downright ugly instead of something like [this](http://hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/carrie-underwood-good.jpg)? Because that was the only one I could find that displayed any of the “skinny white ass” referenced in the OP. There are many, many gorgeous pictures of Ms Underwood. [sub]Heh. I typed “horgeous” the first time and corrected it. I think, though, that “horgeous” is pretty cool, and I believe I’ll start using it.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-i-f-ing-hate-carrie-underwood/484988.md?page=2)