But I was Really really bored. So I filled it one out. As you can see by my answers I’m not entirely truthful either. And now for your reading pleasure… ME!!!
ame: Bob The Three Headed Circus Freak with the removable tongue
Location: Jville Fla where we put the J in ville
Height: 5’11 and a half yes i have to get that half in okay? bastards…
Birthday:November 12th 1981 I will be 19 years old and expecting someone to jump out of a cake and seduce me… a girl u sick freaks ::sigh::
Screen Names: Iliketofeelmyselfup382
Eye Color: browwwwwwwwwwwwn
Sex : WTF are you talkin bout la la?
School: oh shit i go to school??? damn… that cant be good…
Mascot: Its some old guy in a purple uniform… i think he was a pedophile…
Personal Quote or saying: It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose just so long as I can piss you off… Instead of studying for finals why not take the week off in the Bahamas you might fail but you might have failed anyways and thats my point
¤.¸¸.·´¨» What's Your Favorite...«´¨·.¸¸ .¤
Color: blueeeeeeeeee dark blue 
Number: not 11
Song:Once Upon A time by Montell Jordan and There you go by pink
Shoes: I go barefoot…im down to two toes!! wow i said the homonym to to 3 times in a sentence… i rock…
Clothing: DRESSES!! WITH FLOWER PRINTS!! I SO PRETTY… ::SIGH::
Animal: ::plays with a whale::
Flower: pretty ones?
Favorite soda: thats right bitch soda
Favorite foods: ::eats a medium rare steak:: omg i want a steak so much ::goes hunting for cows:: theres one quick grab its udders while i bludgeon it to death!!!
Favorite candy: edible panties… mmm erotic and a tasty treat!
Favorite movies: Slumber Party 3…those chicks are so fuckin stupid… who runs into the basement with a drill wielding psycopath after em?
Favorite Actor: That asian chick in that one porn boy could she “act”… i mean… uhh… this survey is purple
Fav. Actress: oh shit… umm… the same?
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What’s the best quality u find in a friend: they gots to have money and they have to let me borrow it…or they can be sweet and caring and funny and honest…whicever works
Who’s ur best or closest friendz:theyre all close but i gonna mention la la cuz we been through so much this smiley looks like he just got laid or somethin…
Weirdest friend: becca…who can deep throat a flashlight with a single swallow…
Sexiest Friend: Myself…::starts to touch myself at my naughty bits:: oh me… yes…ooo…
Who’s the one with the shoulder to cry on: Everyone gets to hear me bitch whether they want too or not
What do u first notice when u meet a new person of the opposite sex: theyre secret honey pot of lust
¤.¸¸.·´¨»UR crush/romantic/love side...«´¨·.¸¸.¤
Do u have a crush:
Who was ur first crush: She-ra boy was she a hottie
Do u have a b/f or g/f:yuppersssss
Would you ever date the person who sent this to you? i like em hot the ones that dont tell me to stop eat the dick swallow the cum and they know how to pop
Would you ever kiss the person who sent this to you? she still has that god knows what between her teeth… ewwwww
Ideal place to propose to someone?: On the beach walkin down the sand,hearing the waves crash, the stars twinkling above i get down on one knee take theyre hand in mine gently kissin it and look the girl in the eyes smile at her and place the ring on her finger who the fuck you callin mushie i bust u on ur knee caps bitch!!
¤.¸¸.·´¨»Have u ever...«´¨·.¸¸ .¤
Been on a plane: noperssssss
Out of State: out of which state? dork…
Out of country: i was born on a farm
Been skinny dipping: nooooooooo i too scared
Drank alcohol: define alcohol
Been on a train: whats a train?
Gone to a concert: nope nope noperoo
Gone to Disneyland: i went on space mountain when i was like 4… i hate roller coasters…
Gone camping: I got molested by sasquatch
Ditched school: heh…
Been seasick: In da navy
Gotten arrested : i good boy O:-)
Cheated on n-e thing: coughcough*
¤.¸¸.·´¨»U Pick«´¨·.¸¸ .¤
Christina Aguilera or Britney: mmm plastic
Backstreet Boys or *N Sync: I’m doin this tonight girl prolly gonna start a fight i know this cant be right girl
Blink182 or Limp Bizkit:who?
Mandy Moore or Jessica Simpson: who the hell is mandy moore?
Kid Rock or Metallica: metallica ::bangs head and jumps in mosh pit::
Orgy or Korn: umm korn?
The Beatles or The Beach Boys: BEACH BOYS!!!
Mariah Carey or Madonna: mariah mariah mariah
Eminem or DMX: DMX YALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND UP IN HERE UP IN HERE
Hanson or The Moffats: again i dont even know who tat is
Barney or Sesame Street: mm big purple dinosaur can love me anytime he wants
Dawson’s Creek or 7th Heaven: i want a george foreman grill dammit… mmmm steak
Party of Five or Ally McBeal: ally!! i think…
MTV or VH1: MTV
Coke or Pepsi: PEPSI!
Cotton or Polyester: cotton feels so good
cell phone or pager: i dont need that tecnobabble!!
Mug or Glass Cup: straight out the jug!!!
Cold or Hot: cold cept in the winter then i want it hot cept in the summer then i want it cold cept in the winter then i want it hot etc etc etc
Here or There: there there thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vanilla or Chocolate: vanilla
Coffee or Hot Chocolate: mmmmmmm choclate
¤.¸¸.·´¨»Do U Believe In...«´¨·.¸¸ .¤
Love At First Sight: nah…thats Lust… mmm lust…
Magic: ::pulls a rabbit out of ur pants:: that wasnt the trick…what the hell?
Fate: Sure…i met most of my friends by fate <3 ya’ll
Destiny: they’re kinda the same thing… yeah umm i knew that for real i did la la…
Guardian Angels: yeah sure whatever
aliens:who else keeps abductin us right?
Yourself: Some days more than others
¤.¸¸.·´¨»Future...«´¨·.¸¸ .¤
Son’s name(s): I’ll cross that path when I get there
Daughter’s name(s):dittoz
Job or Career: the person who greets peeps on the phone
Live where?: dont matter just so long as they speak english
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Are u still bored: grrrrrrr