# God is talking to (well, e-mailing) me! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631 "2012-07-18T15:17:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/41 "2012-07-23T18:45:13Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > Weird. You’d think God Allah wouldn’t resort to spam, what with it not being halal 'n all that. Word! ---
**Author:** ![newsbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@newsbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newsbunny)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/42 "2012-07-30T18:58:06Z")
You should ask him some questions only God Allah would know. For example: What does Muhammad really look like? Or, if he’s going with God and not Allah, What rib did he use to create Eve? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/43 "2012-07-31T11:02:02Z")
> [@newsbunny](#): > > You should ask him some questions only God Allah would know. “OK. I’m thinking of a number between one and infinity”. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/44 "2012-07-31T18:43:08Z")
I had a dream last night that I got a letter like this that claimed to be from a _dog_. I was going to post it on the Dope to one-up the God one. …hey, that’s just God backwards. Huh. That really didn’t occur to me until now, honest. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/45 "2012-07-31T20:12:30Z")
> [@commasense](#): > > …Stay alert, Stay alive. Considering the source, this seems a little…ominous. You may want to heed this advice. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/46 "2012-08-10T18:39:18Z")
Here’s the latest message! Help! I am Allah, God of The Religions, am now here on Earth, and asking the Press to help Me locate an organization, community or nation to receive Me. Here is all you have to do on behalf of your company, community or nation: send an email to god @llah.mobi (no spaces) or SMS/VM 707-925-2488 and say something such as “On behalf of, (your company, community, or nation) We want to welcome you, God Allah.” Be sure to include your email, SMS text number (if you have one), name and phone number. Then I will contact you back through email with more information about how this applies to your company, community, or nation. If you want to learn more of God Allah (or God the Father, Christianity) see a church or mosque near you for more information. Please be advised this is a very, serious emergency for many people around the world so you were advised to communicate with Me immediately. Also, due to the nature of this emergency, it is possible there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply. Thanks. Emergency Message, God Allah Author, Holy Qur’an / Bible Lord of the Worlds god @llah.MOBI (subscribe) god @llah.US (unsubscribe instructions) P.O. Box 701 San, Mateo CA 94401 +1 (707) 925-2488 SMS/VM [A.LLAH.US](http://A.LLAH.US) A.LLAH.TEL LAH.TEL [LAH.TV](http://LAH.TV) In the event of subscribe error, go to https:// ALLAH . zendesk .com ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/47 "2012-08-10T19:05:37Z")
> [@commasense](#): > > it is possible there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply. Dude! God is threatening you! > [@](#): > > God Allah > Author, Holy Qur’an / Bible > Lord of the Worlds > god @llah.MOBI (subscribe) > god @llah.US (unsubscribe instructions) > P.O. Box 701 > San, Mateo CA 94401 > +1 (707) 925-2488 SMS/VM > [A.LLAH.US](http://A.LLAH.US) > A.LLAH.TEL > LAH.TEL > [LAH.TV](http://LAH.TV) > > In the event of subscribe error, go to https:// ALLAH . zendesk .com Talk about your deus ex machina. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/48 "2012-08-10T19:51:12Z")
This message from God has been graped by The Grapist? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/49 "2012-08-10T20:17:01Z")
Or maybe **The Grapist** _IS_ God! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/50 "2012-08-10T21:28:53Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > I had a dream last night that I got a letter like this that claimed to be from a _dog_. I was going to post it on the Dope to one-up the God one. > …hey, that’s just God backwards. Huh. That really didn’t occur to me until now, honest. Dogs prefer to use [text messages](http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631/51 "2012-08-11T04:16:11Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Or maybe **The Grapist** _IS_ God! :eek: Humanity: So God, that was some natural disaster the other day. Our whole village was wiped out! Can we get a hand? God: Graped by the grapist… haha, classic! Humanity: _Facepalm_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-is-talking-to-well-e-mailing-me/628631.md?page=2)