# God’s Database – What would you look up? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059 "2016-09-16T01:56:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/21 "2016-09-16T21:07:22Z")
How can I travel interstellar distances within my lifetime. Pi Next month’s Powerball numbers. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/22 "2016-09-16T21:15:44Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > Next month’s Powerball numbers. Denied. That (peering into the future) is a different hypothetical. Besides, if God knew the Powerball numbers in advance he’d have retired by now. mmm ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/23 "2016-09-16T21:21:09Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Denied. That (peering into the future) is a different hypothetical. > > Besides, if God knew the Powerball numbers in advance he’d have retired by now. > mmm Fine. Then how do I go about making a deal with Satan? I think I’m smarter than Faust. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/24 "2016-09-16T23:10:35Z")
Where should we be looking for intelligent extraterrestrial life? JFK…conspiracy or lone gunman? Stonehenge…what’s the deal? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/25 "2016-09-16T23:21:52Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > 1. That whole Jesus thing - he wasn’t really your offspring was he? No, he was part of Me.😃 ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/26 "2016-09-17T01:28:23Z")
Please God whom I don’t believe in, give me the stats about the frequency of all the songs and albums I’ve ever listened to in my life. That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/27 "2016-09-17T01:39:20Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Please God whom I don’t believe in, give me the stats about the frequency of all the songs and albums I’ve ever listened to in my life. That’s all. This is more along the lines of what I intended. I suppose I could have worded the OP better. More mundane than most responses, typically with the answer being a number. And I think seeing a tally of every song and every album I’ve ever played would be so awesome. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/28 "2016-09-17T01:53:42Z")
What the heck is actually going on with spooky quantum physics effects? What’s the kinky stuff my wife wants to do but is too embarrassed to talk about? Why did Bush invade Iraq? ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/29 "2016-09-17T01:55:06Z")
Is the Riemann hypothesis true? If so how do I prove it (or if not, how do I refute it)? Was Jesus your son? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/30 "2016-09-17T03:00:20Z")
#1 Can You give me the names and vital statistics(dob and dod at least) for the maternal and paternal grandparents of Adam Kasson, born in 1681, probably in the north part of Ireland? #2 When did the last mammoth in North America die? #3 Will we be able to meet beloved pets in Heaven? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/31 "2016-09-17T21:06:41Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > I think I’m smarter than Faust. They all think that. Bwa-ha-ha… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/32 "2016-09-17T21:12:46Z")
Well, if the questions are more of a statistical, numeric nature… 1. How many times during the past month did women look favourably upon me? 2. At what times? 3. How many of the celebrities attending the Toronto International Film Festival would prefer a less glitzy life? ---
**Author:** ![Pai325](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Pai325](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pai325)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/33 "2016-09-17T21:17:06Z")
1. genealogy questions about some people who seemed to show up out of nowhere 2. the Princes in the tower 3. how my deceased parents are doing over there. Three a month? I will have enough questions to last a long time! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/34 "2016-09-17T21:46:54Z")
I’d scroll back to a Masked Ball I once visited and I’d ask the three great questions of Life: Q: Who was who, who was honest, and who was actually worth a Damn? ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/35 "2016-09-17T22:47:55Z")
1. Cure for baldness 2. General method for solving nonlinear differential equations 3. Reliable method for de-acidifying the oceans ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/36 "2016-09-18T00:02:52Z")
Three files: JFK 9/11 UFO’s ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/37 "2016-09-18T00:21:44Z")
> [@Mangosteen](#): > > Three files: > > JFK > 9/11 > UFO’s Meh. JFK: could be interesting. 9/11: nothing to see here Ufo’s: nothing to see here ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/38 "2016-09-18T00:27:47Z")
1. Who made who? 2. Who made you? 3. Ain’t nobody told you? OK, if I’m being serious: 4. What’s the cure for cancer? 5. What’s the cure for COPD? 6. What’s the cure for fibromyalgia? ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/39 "2016-09-18T03:26:17Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Meh. > > JFK: could be interesting. > 9/11: nothing to see here > Ufo’s: nothing to see here Every explanation that deviates even slightly from the Official Government Report is simply a “conspiracy theory” and should be ignored by the citizenry. Why question the Warren Report and not the 9/11 Commission and Project Blue Book? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059/40 "2016-09-18T06:48:44Z")
What percentage of people have raped in their lifetime, broken down by 1)gender of perpetrator, 2) gender of victim, 3) age of victim, and just for shits and giggles … 4) species of victim When, in ybp, did abiogenesis start on Earth? How much of the current climate change is definitely humanity’s fault? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-s-database-what-would-you-look-up/766059.md?page=3)