# "God" Strikes Out on eBay

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-strikes-out-on-ebay/306015>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 29, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-strikes-out-on-ebay/306015 "2005-05-29T20:34:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-strikes-out-on-ebay/306015/1 "2005-05-29T20:34:54Z")

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[Or at least one of His reps on Earth.](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7315850127) $20K for a map of the Earth showing God’s plans for us and no bidders? Amazing!

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> It is not a normal surface map of Earth showing every nook and cranny along every coast line – there are no rivers, lakes or such detail. Instead, it is a SCHEMATIC MAP showing in graphic form and language – with symbols and icons – the utterly fantastic communications systems GOD uses to manage and control growth functions of Earth such as volcanoes, live Egg Cell Clusters, etc.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-strikes-out-on-ebay/306015/2 "2005-05-29T20:41:13Z")

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I, for one, have been clawing at my hair waiting for someone to tell me what those damned live Egg Clusters have been up to.  
And I love the “etc.” Like we all know exactly what he’s talking about. Something tells me the guy has a $20,000 psychiatric bill he needs to pay off quickly.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-strikes-out-on-ebay/306015/3 "2005-05-29T20:44:42Z")

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Go to the home page for this, uh, stuff. I thought the Time Cube guy was nuts.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-strikes-out-on-ebay/306015/4 "2005-05-29T21:25:15Z")

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Looks like a really basic veg map to me.