So the accident was god.
I’m not privy to parochial school curriculums (curriculae?) so consider me standing corrected. However, AFAIK the Church has never officially accepted evolution as scientific fact, even if they show greater leniency towards evolution, global warming, and the existence of Thomas Jefferson, as compared to the Bible-Belt fundy conspiracy.
If it’s a question of what does more harm, that’s a no-brainer. Protestant fundies may molest children’s minds, but rarely does it go farther than that. (And personally, I believe that mind-molestation is a much greater sin than body-molestation – but sexual abuse already does BOTH.)