# God! What a sense of humour... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928 "2003-10-17T04:05:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Stimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/1 "2003-10-17T04:05:35Z")
A writer from New York writes a book called _Voyage of the Titan_ in which a giant ocean-liner hits an iceberg and sinks, and there aren’t enough lifeboats for everyone to be saved. Many people drown. 14 years later the Titanic hits an iceberg and yadda yadda yadda. **God’s Big Bad Book of Black Humour** , page one… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/2 "2003-10-17T05:58:06Z")
Cows only fly at night. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/3 "2003-10-17T07:23:10Z")
Flies only cow at night. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/4 "2003-10-17T12:01:44Z")
I only knight cows that fly. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/5 "2003-10-17T12:33:09Z")
Only knights may fly the cow. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/6 "2003-10-17T13:23:34Z")
Only cows may fly the knight. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/7 "2003-10-17T14:06:34Z")
The knight cows only to the fly. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/8 "2003-10-17T14:32:32Z")
The guy from Knight Rider is a cow. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/9 "2003-10-17T15:04:29Z")
The guy who rides a cow at night is a fly. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/10 "2003-10-17T15:06:37Z")
Only flies can knight cows - _and no one knows why_. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/11 "2003-10-17T15:10:10Z")
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/12 "2003-10-17T15:11:31Z")
No one knows why cows only dance the Can-Can at night. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/13 "2003-10-17T15:13:43Z")
The cow that…euh…err…aaahh, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/14 "2003-10-17T15:40:35Z")
“Cows only” flight at NY. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/15 "2003-10-17T17:10:29Z")
. . . and the plate ran away with the spoon. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/16 "2003-10-17T17:27:00Z")
Fly Knights cow to no one ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/17 "2003-10-17T17:29:30Z")
Batman, is really a rich cow. That’s why he can’t fly. ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/18 "2003-10-17T17:42:22Z")
Wait a second…cows can’t fly! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/19 "2003-10-17T17:43:04Z")
He could if he was prepared! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/20 "2003-10-17T18:43:19Z")
Prepared cows fly knights over the moon nightly. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928.md?page=2)