# God! What a sense of humour... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928 "2003-10-17T04:05:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/21 "2003-10-17T19:56:29Z")
Prepaid cows don’t have to wait in line at the ticket counter when _they_ fly. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/22 "2003-10-17T20:11:32Z")
Post-dated cows only line the weights when they’re counting flight tickets. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/23 "2003-10-17T20:18:21Z")
Ah, knighted cows don’t fly standby. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/24 "2003-10-17T20:48:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by idiotboy \* > \*\*Wait a second…cows can’t fly! \*\* They can if they have the money to buy the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![nobrainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nobrainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nobrainer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/25 "2003-10-17T21:25:13Z")
It was a cow and stormy night… ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/26 "2003-10-17T21:41:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*They can if they have the money to buy the ticket. \*\* But if they fly SouthWest, they have to buy two tickets! ---
**Author:** ![Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Single_Serving_Friend)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/27 "2003-10-17T21:47:45Z")
Knights and cows during a stormy night, make you look at bestiality in a different light. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/28 "2003-10-17T22:12:43Z")
File these kite pants now. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/29 "2003-10-17T22:17:29Z")
This is getting udderly ridiculous… ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/30 "2003-10-17T22:30:59Z")
Once upon a cow … ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/31 "2003-10-17T22:40:26Z")
When you wish upon a cow … ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/32 "2003-10-17T22:40:52Z")
The cows get all the fly knights… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/33 "2003-10-17T22:51:49Z")
What the fuck are you people talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/34 "2003-10-17T23:00:57Z")
cows. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/35 "2003-10-17T23:12:08Z")
The knight bus cowed the grim. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/36 "2003-10-17T23:14:02Z")
Are you sure you wouldn’t rather discuss [clows](http://weebl.fluent.ltd.uk/toons/16/)? ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/37 "2003-10-17T23:27:45Z")
Cow takes knight, mate in 3 ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/38 "2003-10-17T23:30:08Z")
Fly me to the moo ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/39 "2003-10-17T23:37:45Z")
1 knight, 3 cows mated on the fly. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-what-a-sense-of-humour/207928/40 "2003-10-17T23:46:01Z")
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