# "God Will Not Be Mocked" article from WND left at work **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570 "2012-11-30T14:30:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/21 "2012-11-30T20:54:31Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Unless you’re planning to shave her, the preferred term is shiksa. Tell that to [Wiktionary,](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/schicksa) [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schicksa) or [allwords.com.](http://www.allwords.com/word-schicksa.html) Besides, shaving her might just be the ticket. > [@TheChileanBlob](#): > > I’d print out a picture of God and draw a silly mustache on him, or a propeller beanie or something. That’s how you mock someone. Just don’t try that with Mohammed. Although I do have a plush cow on my desk whose name is Moohammed. He’s a Holy Cow. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/22 "2012-11-30T20:57:07Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > [del]Wingnuts[/del] Wingdings. > > Damn, looks like SDMB/vb doesn’t support. Switch editor mode (the slanted A on the far upper right of the reply box). Paste in the formatted text from the other page. For example, this is Copperplate Gothic Light, a font I use at work to distinguish my emails from others. It is not directly supported by the VB software, but I can paste it in and get it to show. Blackadder LTC font [FONT=Rage Italic]Rage Italics [/FONT] ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/23 "2012-11-30T20:57:20Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Unless you’re planning to shave her, the preferred term is shiksa. If you shave her, doesn’t that make her a slicksa? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/24 "2012-11-30T20:57:56Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Yeah, I never understood that stuff either: if God’s all-knowing and all-powerful and shit, then how can a bunch of piddly little ants in one small chunk of the world completely subverse His will? Free will. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/25 "2012-11-30T23:09:52Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Switch editor mode (the slanted A on the far upper right of the reply box). > Paste in the formatted text from the other page. > > For example, this is Copperplate Gothic Light, a font I use at work to distinguish my emails from others. It is not directly supported by the VB software, but I can paste it in and get it to show. > > Blackadder LTC font > > [FONT=Rage Italic]Rage Italics > [/FONT] That only works if the person viewing it has the relevant font on their computer. Only your _Blackadder_ worked for me, although the other two showed up a serif fonts (both as Times I think). ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/26 "2012-11-30T23:46:38Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Switch editor mode (the slanted A on the far upper right of the reply box). > Paste in the formatted text from the other page. > > For example, this is Copperplate Gothic Light, a font I use at work to distinguish my emails from others. It is not directly supported by the VB software, but I can paste it in and get it to show. > > Blackadder LTC font > > [FONT=Rage Italic]Rage Italics > [/FONT] Thanks. Apparently I never noticed that in years… (or at least at previous vB upgrade) However, doesn’t work with Wingdings. I understand, it’s an obscure font, only used by an elite club called “Anyone Running Windows 3.1 or Newer.” In that mode, it changes to some readable font. Outside, it’s the “missing symbol” icon. I ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/27 "2012-11-30T23:51:06Z")
If God exists, he has no need for an ego. ---
**Author:** ![drew870mitchell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drew870mitchell/32/3946_2.png) [@drew870mitchell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drew870mitchell)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/28 "2012-12-01T00:40:05Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I used to work at an accounting firm and at the front desk there was always a copy of the NY Times and The Wall Street Journal. Then, allovasuddenly, along with those two newspapers The Onion started appearing. This so angered one of the managing partners that he banned all newspapers from the front desk. This is a shame. The Onion is better than either of those rags. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/29 "2012-12-01T00:49:31Z")
I’ve always thought of God as being a pretty left-wing guy, to be honest. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/30 "2012-12-01T01:10:29Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > For example, this is Copperplate Gothic Light, a font I use at work to distinguish my emails from others. It is not directly supported by the VB software, but I can paste it in and get it to show. Just by the by, whenever I see an email formatted in Copperplate Gothic, I know it’s not anything I need to read. ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/31 "2012-12-01T01:56:11Z")
Five days ago I was driving in downtown Seattle and some ass was carrying a sign that said, “Save the nation, impeach Obama”. Does he think Biden would be better? My wife says I should have ended the previous sentence after the third word. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/32 "2012-12-01T01:59:51Z")
Should have yelled “_Get a Job!_” It would be the Republican thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/33 "2012-12-01T02:08:44Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > “His will is being done, even when it is not our own. He is faithful, though we are not. Victory is His. We are His. And so victory is ours.” That sounds more like victory is our next door neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/34 "2012-12-01T12:38:15Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > From their famous song **Hopelessly Harping**. It’s been awhile that I’ve listened to CSN. Are you sure it’s not from \*\* Hopelessly Grouching\*\* or **Hopelessly Chic(k)ing**? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/35 "2012-12-01T12:55:25Z")
If this fellow Matt Barber and, in turn, _World Net Daily_ are genuinely the earthly advocates of some god, it must be a very, very stupid god. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/36 "2012-12-01T13:17:19Z")
I mocked your savior, but I did not mock the Holy Ghost. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/37 "2012-12-01T13:22:23Z")
But you did not shoot the deputy? ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/38 "2012-12-01T15:33:34Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > I’m just hoping whomever is distributing this does not also have a concealed carry permit. [Go sit in the corner.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=549670) Five minutes. Then you can play again. ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/39 "2012-12-01T19:54:45Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > [Go sit in the corner.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=549670) Five minutes. Then you can play again. Awww. It’s so obvious. Now. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570/40 "2012-12-03T16:37:13Z")
Whomsoever mocketh the Lord, shall be known henceforth as a Gourd! Or Gord, or any other hollow vessel good for making soup and pies… Ha, I spit upon you, whomever you are! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-will-not-be-mocked-article-from-wnd-left-at-work/642570.md?page=3)