# Goddamn all you girls with your fucking BOYFRIENDS! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 18, 2001, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208 "2001-06-18T09:32:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/61 "2001-06-20T08:17:11Z")
I hate to take on the role of **WL** -apologist here, but I think that website is pretty funny. The humour is a bit off the wall, sure, but it’s nice to see things with a bit of character. **joas** - what’s your problem with it? Do you think that **WL** _really_ thinks that he is Brad Pitt? Do you think that he is _really_ operating under the delusion that his three girlfriends are the three most desired women on the planet? Or do you think that he’s just having a bit of a laff? :rolleyes: pan ---
**Author:** ![Jalapeno\_On\_A\_Stick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Jalapeno\_On\_A\_Stick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jalapeno_On_A_Stick)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/62 "2001-06-20T08:26:00Z")
I’ve seen may other people on the web do it and think they are actually getting away with it. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/63 "2001-06-20T08:58:37Z")
Then for the second time in two days on the SDMB, I’m going to have to point out that you might find your time here a little more fun and a little less aneurism-inducing if you **don’t assume the worst of people**. People here have planty of opportunity to reveal their true colours - there is no need to jump off into the deep end the first time a poster says something that might possibly, if looked at the wrong way, have a slightly dodgy possible meaning. Not everything you read is meant to be taken in a literal sense. In fact, I’d say that most things outside GD and GQ should be taken with a heavy pinch of salt. Give them the benefit of the doubt. Laugh. You’ll live longer. Of course, if ten posts later it becomes apparent that they are a total bastard, feel free to pit 'em up as much as you like. pan ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/64 "2001-06-20T13:13:49Z")
Ya know JOAS, it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to realize that the website is a joke. Sheesh! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/65 "2001-06-20T13:42:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jalapeno\_On\_A\_Stick \* > Ok, before I begin my rant… One question for Mr. WL… is this really your homepage----\> [http://www.geocities.com/inthetank2001/index.html](http://www.geocities.com/inthetank2001/index.html) > Look at the pictures he has on there (especially the names, dumb fuck didn’t even change the names!). He even tries to say they are actually him! Maybe I’m missing the joke and it isn’t really meant to be taken seriously. If it is, I see the problem, he’s a fruad and chicks see right through him. > > If it isn’t, I don’t get the joke. \*\* The joke is that the picture is of Brad Pitt and his girlfriends are Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston and Gwenyth Paltrow. Maybe you should get out to the movies once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/66 "2001-06-20T13:54:11Z")
Pinkbikini: Variants of the bandito of love thing stood me in good stead for many many years. If youi don’t like it, perhaps you are not the girl for me. THe trick to doing it right is not to do it publicly. Oh, if one or two people are there, it’s no big deal. The trick is to make a fool of yourself only, not to embarass the babe in question. A wllingness to make a fool of yourself in the quest to get some is a godgiven right of passage for every young man. It should be endearing and nice, not a public spectacel of embarassment. He could also just show up at her door one night as the bandito. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/67 "2001-06-20T23:50:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \* > \*\* > Also, Giraffe said: > > > [@](#): > > > > Girls like to be asked out. Even if they aren’t interested or available, it’s an ego boost to have someone interested in you. > > This may be true for many girls, but not all. Trust me. For me, there is nothing more uncomfortable than when a guy friend of mine asks me out and I can’t say yes (I’m terribly picky :)) > \*\* Actually, this is a good point. My statement is really only true girls who aren’t already your friends. Asking out friends is a trickier business, and you have to assume you aren’t going to be friends after that. And, **WL** , you should clearly send the girls’ boyfriends over to **matt\_mcl**. He’ll take care of them… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/68 "2001-06-21T00:19:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlinkingDuck \* > This may sound like alot but it was over 5 years. All were in rural WY. When I moved to Minneapolis had several dates in a month, then met my wife. All were reasonable normal. Whoever said move to a big city was right. Stay out of rural areas, at least WY. Them’s fighting words Blink. I grew up in Wyoming and had no trouble getting dates with fascinating, family-oriented females. The fact that I was working on a sheep farm at the time has **absolutely NOTHING** to do with my stunning success as a ladies man either. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/69 "2001-06-21T04:06:51Z")
**Jalapeno** is my new best friend. Yes, that is truly my homepage. I made it. I know it’s so hi-tech it’s hard to believe that someone with no formal training in computers could do something so excellent, but I did it myself, with no help. And just for the record: Yes, that is a picture of Brad Pitt, and no, it’s not a picture of me. No, those pictures are not of my girlfriends, and yes, they are in fact Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and Gwyneth Paltrow. No, I do not own a Honda Prelude, and no, Kirsten Dunst is not the president of my personal fan club. The picture of a monkey is, in fact, a picture of a monkey, but he is probably not actually sitting on a hill overlooking Los Angeles, where he may or may not live. So, **Diane** , it was clear to you that the website is a joke, but did you think it was funny? **kabbes** does. Thanks kabbes. **JBirdman12** , that’s lovely. Truly poetic. Speaking of poetic: “A wllingness to make a fool of yourself in the quest to get some is a godgiven right of passage for every young man.” So true. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208/70 "2001-06-21T04:30:19Z")
> [@](#): > > So, Diane, it was clear to you that the website is a joke, but did you think it was funny? Oh definitely! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-all-you-girls-with-your-fucking-boyfriends/69208.md?page=3)