# Goddamn fuckin Canada! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 6, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712 "2007-07-06T08:11:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712/101 "2007-07-10T03:03:03Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] How about a really big suppository? [/QUOTE] They’d have to deliver it by rail. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712/102 "2007-07-10T03:06:08Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] So it’s all _your_ fault! Let’s get’im! :: avalanche of thrown shoes, Tim Hortons[sup]TM[/sup] donuts, and moose antlers :: [/QUOTE] _trips through a barage of Shreddies, Peek Freans, and Maynard’s wine-gums while ducking full cannisters of Nabob Traditional Coffee as well as exploding jars of Greaves and E.D Smith preserves. A Robertson’s Scotch Marmalade whizzes past his ear_ Ouch! Hey, who threw the Rummoli Board…!? :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712/103 "2007-07-10T05:51:58Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Wait a minute… [/QUOTE] It’s not as circular as it sounds, honest. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712/104 "2007-07-10T12:25:06Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] I think you can pretty much list any Canadian beer that _isn’t_ Canadian or Blue and you’ve got a fine beer. [/QUOTE] That includes other Molson and Labatt’s brews? (I’m not a beer person, and I’m suddenly curious.) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712/105 "2007-07-10T18:02:31Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] That includes other Molson and Labatt’s brews? (I’m not a beer person, and I’m suddenly curious.) [/QUOTE] Of all the ones I’ve tried, yes (back in my drinking days, beer was my drink of choice). They mostly say, “The Big Mac of beer” to me. Labatt’s has a fairly wide range of beers, so I won’t say that they have nothing that’s worth drinking, but they aren’t the same as micro-brewery beer (or even Big Rock, which takes some risks with a few of their beers - McNally’s Extra is one of my favourite beers). ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712/106 "2007-07-11T23:06:41Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo] No, cuntbag. It’s the arbitrary nature of which your dipshit postal service has taken with regards to our mail. No name on the return address when my fuckin signature is two inches down on the customs form? Seemed to work fine for me before. This is telling me that my mail ran into a douchebag Canadian postal official who is so fuckin by the book that he gets hards when he sees your nonsensical ZIP codes written on the last line before the word CANADA. Well, now Canada gets none of my goods. I hope they’ll be able to survive on reindeer jerky and maple syrup, or do they offer other products these days? [/QUOTE] Be my guest and put maple syrup in your SUV’s gas tank and leave our oil up here for us; it might make our gas prices come down to something a bit more sane. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fuckin-canada/410712.md?page=5)