# Goddamn Fucking Microsoft and their Cocksucking Updates! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 9, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fucking-microsoft-and-their-cocksucking-updates/788534 "2017-06-09T17:50:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fucking-microsoft-and-their-cocksucking-updates/788534/21 "2017-06-10T14:51:02Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > My FIL was telling me about this just today, apparently, he was getting ads encouraging him to cheat on his wife. Well, don’t leave us hanging . . . ---
**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fucking-microsoft-and-their-cocksucking-updates/788534/22 "2017-06-10T15:12:53Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > This is a request to please not use “cocksucking” as an epithet. Thanking you in advance. Might I suggest “cockblowing”. Seems more like the level of competence to be expected from MS. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fucking-microsoft-and-their-cocksucking-updates/788534/23 "2017-06-10T15:36:50Z")
I would imagine that for someone who does suck cocks neither “micro” nor “soft” would be appealing attributes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-fucking-microsoft-and-their-cocksucking-updates/788534.md?page=1)