# Goddamn Goat-Felching Rat Bastard Motherfuckers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 27, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612 "2001-11-27T23:43:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/1 "2001-11-27T23:43:27Z")
Pardon the cynicism of this rant - wait a second, isn’t cynicism what the Pit is all about? OK, fuck the excuses, I just have to say this. We all thought it was funny the first time. Some of us even laughed the second time. But when I read posts in the Pit and I see “(farm animal)-felching such-and-such” for the 752,165,879th GODDAMN TIME, it gets a tad old. Now I’m not trying to be a hypocrite here, because I know for a fact I’ve worn out a few jokes (and a few rants, for that matter) in my day, but Jesus fucking Christ, people! I know, it’s petty and stupid and I’ll probably get flamed all to hell for it, but if it can inspire people to come up with something other than “goat-felcher” as an insult in the Pit then I’m all for it. And I know someone out there is going to call me a goat-felcher, so I’ll spare you the trouble. And it wasn’t a goat, it was a ram. BIG difference there. Anyway … I’m prepared. Flame away. -Syko (a.k.a. Goat-Felching Motherfucker, so you don’t have to say it yourself) ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/2 "2001-11-27T23:47:32Z")
Hear hear. Felching was like _so_ eigth grade. Wait… that didn’t sound right. Anyway, I know what you mean. I’ve been calling people “jive-ass motherfuckers” all day, if it helps any. ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/3 "2001-11-28T00:01:59Z")
I’ve never used the phrase goat-felcher. I’ve always thought the word felch was too, um…effete. Yeah thats it. ---
**Author:** ![HideoHo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3ec8ea/32.png) [@HideoHo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HideoHo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/4 "2001-11-28T00:41:15Z")
Being Steelers fans, I had the opportunity to see a new insult developed in front of my very eyes. After we finally got a sack on Steve McNair, but buddy jumps up in a drunken stuper and screams: **Take that, you Mother McMother Fucker!** Mother McMother Fucker is now our new insult for random things. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/5 "2001-11-28T01:03:39Z")
Well _I’m_ getting sick of the “getting sick of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (usually felching)” threads (even if the point is valid)… …Maybe I should start a thread about it, just to get one more iteration. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/6 "2001-11-28T01:53:58Z")
Mother McMother Fucker - classic! Mind if I steal that one and over-use it in the McMotherfucking Pit? -SirSykoMcMotherFuckingGoatFelcher ---
**Author:** ![psychogumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/7 "2001-11-28T08:24:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SirSykoSexxy \* > \*\*Mother McMother Fucker - classic! > > Mind if I steal that one and over-use it in the McMotherfucking Pit? > > -SirSykoMcMotherFuckingGoatFelcher \*\* Sounds like a new burger at McFelchers (oops, McDonalds :D). ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/8 "2001-11-28T08:35:30Z")
There’s always pedonecrobestifelcher. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/9 "2001-11-28T14:45:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sturmhauke \* > \*\*There’s always pedonecrobestifelcher. \*\* :eek: Sometimes I really hate having a vivid imagination… (we need a puking smiley.) ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/10 "2001-11-28T18:34:07Z")
What? I can’t use felch-monkey anymore? I’m not sure I can live with that void. I’ll have to take up calling people hooligans and ne’er-do-wells. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/11 "2001-11-28T19:09:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slortar \* > \*\*What? I can’t use felch-monkey anymore? I’m not sure I can live with that void. I’ll have to take up calling people hooligans and ne’er-do-wells. \*\* Slortar, were you one of my roommates? My personal favotes: For those times when you want a rude name: ``` Feltch Monger (the idea of hording it, ya know keeping it in little bottles with dates and grading each on appearence, texture and flavor... But i digress.) ``` When ‘fuck you’ is so passe (arrg french word!): ``` You god-damned priest-squicking lightsocket sodimizing fucker! ``` When you can’t believe what someone just said: ``` Holy shit, thats the most shit I've ever heard comming out of someone's mouth. But wait, I sense that you have more you want to say but have run out of shit. Come closer to my ass and open your mouth up. Those breakfast tacos I ate this morning about about ready to come out and explore the world, I can top you up and you can go on with your rant. ``` (used that one last month) When you are left in awed silence at the stupidity of what someone just said: ``` Wow, most people when they decide to share something share an important or interesting fact. Strangely you did neither. ``` Or Look at the monkey, look at da silly monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/12 "2001-11-29T00:13:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slortar \* > \*\*What? I can’t use felch-monkey anymore? I’m not sure I can live with that void. I’ll have to take up calling people hooligans and ne’er-do-wells. \*\* I never said you _couldn’t_ say anything. I was just bitching about the lack of creativity. And as far as felch-monkey goes, that’s A-OK with me - it’s original, to say the least! No, that didn’t sound right, either… > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by mighty\_maxx_ > **I’ve always thought the word felch was too, um…effete. Yeah thats it.** Um, pardon my ignorance yet again (I seem to be using that phrase quite a bit lately…) but what in the blue hell is effete? -Syko, who finally knows how to quote (thanks, Gabe!) ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-goat-felching-rat-bastard-motherfuckers/95612/13 "2001-11-29T00:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marlitharn \* > \*\*Sometimes I really hate having a vivid imagination… > (we need a puking smiley.) \*\* [Done.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1863827#post1863827)