# Goddamn it BigT, stop bumping ATMB threads you fucking knob.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 15, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819 "2012-10-15T21:35:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b19c9b/32.png) [@vd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vd)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/21 "2012-10-16T09:59:13Z")

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So, will it be just one person who’s assigned to bumping this thread every couple of months, or will there be some kind of rota.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/22 "2012-10-16T11:47:03Z")

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> [@vd](#):
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> So, will it be just one person who’s assigned to bumping this thread every couple of months, or will there be some kind of rota.

I set myself a reminder to make my point known June 16, 2014.

ETA : wait for it. . .

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/23 "2012-10-16T12:01:39Z")

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I’m shivering with antici

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/24 "2012-10-16T12:11:02Z")

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Say it!

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/25 "2012-10-16T13:03:30Z")

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Don’t rush him, the punch line isn’t due for another 6 weeks.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/26 "2012-10-16T13:15:48Z")

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Wait, back up a sec…  
Did BigT just call someone other than himself a whiny baby? Really?

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/27 "2012-10-16T15:48:47Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> Wait, back up a sec…  
> Did BigT just call someone other than himself a whiny baby? Really?

He called _ **Giraffe** _ a whiny baby, confirming that he is so blinded by his own whiny babytude that he doesn’t even know what the two words mean.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/28 "2012-10-16T16:16:08Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> Wait, back up a sec…
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> Did BigT just call someone other than himself a whiny baby? Really?

Irony meters just exploded all over town.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/29 "2012-10-16T16:33:24Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I’m shivering with antici

> [@Telemark](#):
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> Say it!

…pation!  
[/RHPC]

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/30 "2012-10-16T16:40:33Z")

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Thread bump sweepstake anyone?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/31 "2012-10-16T16:45:05Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> No. I know you haven’t been moderating for a long time, but we don’t have any zombie rules anymore. If no one has said what I wanted to say, then I will say it, no matter what the thread. You can clearly see that I was the one who posted it, so you can easily not read the thread.
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> The fact that I’m annoying you will not in any way change how I post. Stop being such a whiny baby.

Now you’ve done it. You’re going to end up in the snark thread over on the other board. I was surprised to see my name there because of that stupid pillow thread. It they’ll mock somebody for that, you’re toast.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/32 "2012-10-16T16:47:43Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> …pation!  
> [/RHPC]

Too soon.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/33 "2012-10-16T17:07:24Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Now you’ve done it. You’re going to end up in the snark thread over on the other board. I was surprised to see my name there because of that stupid pillow thread. It they’ll mock somebody for that, you’re toast.

BigT is mentioned on nearly every other page in those threads - this is not a new development in BigT’s posting history.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/34 "2012-10-16T17:49:15Z")

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BigT can do no wrong. He is the moral center of the board.

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/35 "2012-10-16T17:50:44Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> BigT can do no wrong. He is the moral center of the board.

May the gods have mercy on our souls.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/36 "2012-10-16T17:57:07Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> BigT can do no wrong. He is the moral center of the board.

Oddly enough, he is also the mean, median, **and** mode of the board.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/37 "2012-10-16T19:30:09Z")

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I for one welcome our new mode overlords.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/38 "2012-10-16T19:58:46Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> It’s simply burble…

I love this phrase and I learned a new word, “it’s”. **simply burble** would make a great username.

Yeah, this bumping old shit is no fun. I had something very important to say in a **BigT** bumped ATMB thread but I couldn’t cuz Marley had already locked it. :mad: \<------ That’s my War Face!

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/39 "2012-10-16T20:08:41Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> BigT can do no wrong. He is the moral center of the board.

_Bullseye!_

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/40 "2012-10-16T20:18:41Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> :mad: \<------ That’s my War Face!

You don’t scare me. Work on it.

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