# Goddamn it BigT, stop bumping ATMB threads you fucking knob.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 15, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819 "2012-10-15T21:35:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/41 "2012-10-16T20:23:28Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> BigT is mentioned on nearly every other page in those threads - this is not a new development in BigT’s posting history.

Pretty soon Bosda won’t be alone in his clausality.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/42 "2012-10-16T20:47:08Z")

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He’s just so darned cute when he gets indignant like that. You just want to pat him on the head.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/43 "2012-10-16T21:33:02Z")

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Okay, I’ve set an alarm for January 22nd, to check back and see if **BigT** resurrected this after it’s been decomposing for 3 months.

Oh, by the way, **T** , you do realize that by saying

> [@](#):
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> The fact that I’m annoying you will not in any way change how I post.

puts you in the club with **Starvin’ Artist** and **Rand Rover** and **Bricker** , and that guy\* who goes to the quarry.

\*(since it’s an Attention Queen thing, I don’t want to feed it)

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/44 "2012-10-17T12:14:00Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> _Bullseye!_

[Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15598454&postcount=172)

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/45 "2012-10-17T14:40:02Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> BigT can do no wrong. He is the moral center of the board.

> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> _Bullseye!_

> [@Loach](#):
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> [Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15598454&postcount=172)

I was going to post the same cite.  
**BigT** hadn’t participated in the entire thread then drops in to deliver this steaming turd.

It’s almost like he’s playing a big game of Cowshit Bingo in search of the elusive secret square!

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/46 "2012-10-17T15:04:20Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Oh, by the way, **T** , you do realize that by saying  
> puts you in the club with **Starvin’ Artist** and **Rand Rover** and **Bricker** , and that guy\* who goes to the quarry.

Now are you talking about the guy that just GOES there or the guy that GOES there and THROWS shit down in there?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/47 "2012-10-17T17:01:39Z")

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I think he’s talking about **Snowboarder Bo**. I seem to remember **Snowboarder Bo** said something or other about going to quarries. Maybe **Snowboarder Bo** can come in and clarify if I am remember correctly that it is \*\*Snowboarder Bo \*\*that likes quarries. **Snowboarder Bo** are you out there? Hopefully **Snowboarder Bo** is.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/48 "2012-10-17T20:53:49Z")

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_good, you only said his name six times. i don’t think he heard you . . ._

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/49 "2012-10-17T21:55:42Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I’m shivering with antici

You suffer from consti-what?

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/50 "2012-10-17T22:10:51Z")

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Doesn’t saying the name 3 times make him appear, but saying it 3 times again send him back?

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/51 "2012-10-17T23:51:21Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Doesn’t saying the name 3 times make him appear, but saying it 3 times again send him back?

From your lips to the ears of…

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/52 "2012-10-18T00:00:17Z")

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The weird thing about BigT’s posts is that I can very rarely ever bring myself to read them in their entirety, and when I do, I am at a loss as to being able to explain what it was I just read.

It’s like his posts leave no impression on me whatsoever. Very odd.

And, I can’t think of any good reason why this should be. I have nothing against BigT… I don’t even think he deserves to be forgettable… It’s very paradoxical in a way.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/53 "2012-10-18T03:16:06Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> The weird thing about BigT’s posts is that I can very rarely ever bring myself to read them in their entirety, and when I do, I am at a loss as to being able to explain what it was I just read.
> 
> It’s like his posts leave no impression on me whatsoever. Very odd.
> 
> And, I can’t think of any good reason why this should be. I have nothing against BigT… I don’t even think he deserves to be forgettable… It’s very paradoxical in a way.

Merriam-Webster may help:

> [@](#):
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> _vacuous_
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> adjective \ˈva-kyə-wəs\
> 
> 1: emptied of or lacking content
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> 2: marked by lack of ideas or intelligence : stupid, inane \<a vacuous mind\> \<a vacuous movie\>

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/54 "2012-10-18T03:24:49Z")

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There was one post recently where he actually made sense. It was so noteworthy that I thought I must be losing my mind since I agreed with the content but I realized later he must have let someone else post from his account or had a momentary lapse into reason.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/55 "2012-10-18T12:57:46Z")

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You know that morning zoo radio show in your area? The one where there is this guy who is probably an older experienced radio host. And he has a partner who is younger and wild and crazy. And the young guy talks about his crazy antics in a PG way that is just a little risque. And they do prank phone calls that are obviously fake that expose cheating husbands. Sometimes they get just a little too crazy and almost cross the line over into PG-13. But luckily they have their girl partner there to keep them straight. The humorless twat always has to jump in with “Come guys thats going too far.”

BigT is our humorless twat.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/56 "2012-10-18T13:10:24Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> BigT is our humorless twat.

Brilliant!

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/57 "2012-10-18T13:55:39Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> BigT is our humorless twat.

In the future, please refrain from this needless denegration of twats by associating them with **Big T .**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/58 "2012-10-18T14:21:29Z")

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Insipid

Vapid

Jejune  
(from one of my favorite Sci-Fi short stories)

I have nothing to add to this thread, I’m just bumping it to annoy the G Man.

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**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/59 "2012-10-18T14:43:22Z")

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You guys are just _so mean_ to **BigT** — you should be ashamed of yourselves. He was merely offering his opinions and he doesn’t deserve to have all this abuse heaped on him. You can’t see it but I’m pointing and shaking my index finger.

Now, I want all of you to give him a hug.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-it-bigt-stop-bumping-atmb-threads-you-fucking-knob/637819/60 "2012-10-18T15:00:38Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> You know that morning zoo radio show in your area? The one where there is this guy who is probably an older experienced radio host. And he has a partner who is younger and wild and crazy. And the young guy talks about his crazy antics in a PG way that is just a little risque. And they do prank phone calls that are obviously fake that expose cheating husbands. Sometimes they get just a little too crazy and almost cross the line over into PG-13. But luckily they have their girl partner there to keep them straight. The humorless twat always has to jump in with “Come guys thats going too far.”
> 
> BigT is our humorless twat.

I bet he even has a face for radio.

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