# GOddamn phone fuckpot ASs! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 9, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472 "2002-10-09T02:46:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/41 "2002-10-10T22:56:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FordPrefect \* > \*\*Well you have to understand that big boobs and a small portion of the face are the only things visible when wearing a snowsuit. \*\* It all depends on what kinda snowsuit you’re wearing… sometimes you can even see the feet. And besides, we don’t wear snowsuits, we wear parkas. Or, if you’re like me and to cool for winter jacketsof any kind_including parkas_ Then you just wear a hoody… of course, you get sick real easy so you don’t go outside anyways. I’ve always been curious about the hole"mail order bride" thing… Do you like, say “I want a tall blonde with blue eyes… No warts… oh, and can you throw in a few freckles too?” How much would It cost? ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/42 "2002-10-11T17:12:01Z")
Stupid hamsters wouldn’t let my post go through… magic, I am also Canadian, so I know that most people don’t wear snowsuits… I don’t even wear a parka, I just throw a shell over my fleece jacket… and to prove how Canadian I am, they are both MEC items. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/43 "2002-10-11T18:51:56Z")
Ford, that doesn’t make you Canadian, that makes you smart. Parka? HA! I had a parka when I lived in YK. I wore it once - when my fleece-lined shell was at the cleaner. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/44 "2002-10-11T19:10:14Z")
well, I happen to live on an island, so I have the whole 5 layer-duckdown-fleece-windproof-exhibition to everest type thing. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/45 "2002-10-11T21:36:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > “Goddamn phone fuckpot ass.” I mean, that’s just fuckin’ _poetry_, man. \*\* Actually, **C** , it’s GOddamn phone fuckpot ASs. Those furious capitals made me snortle. It’s still poetry, though. Great stuff. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/46 "2002-10-12T03:21:30Z")
Could I gets me a woman what’s got no arms, no legs, only one lung and only one kidney? See, I figger thut way she’ll way a lot less and I won’t haf to pay so much fer shippin. Oh, an when she come she hasta marry me right? She can’t just looket me an say “Uh-uh! Thar ain’t no way I want THET fer a husband!” and climb back into the box? Or do I haf ta let her out of the box? Could I just poke a hole fer breathin, a hole fer eatin, and two holes so she could relieve herself and we could have …um…relations? PS I thought lotus blossoms were bound feet. My video Lotus Lovers #4 is all bout women whut are Asians and has bound feet. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/47 "2002-10-12T10:42:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by airdisc \* > \*\*Homebrew, this may shock you but: > > I’ve never seen Office Space. \*\* I don’t remember even _hearing_ of Office Space. I am another who has never seen it. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/48 "2002-10-13T04:35:24Z")
OK, I’m a Canadian, I have a parka (and climbing skins and adjustable poles too), and I’m willing to defend our nation in the great fetish war. But before I get started, please clarify if my fetish is supposed to be bosoms, or blossoms? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472/49 "2002-10-13T05:14:42Z")
**DocCathode** , d’ya mind coming here and cleaning up the mess I made on the screen when I read your post…thanks! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamn-phone-fuckpot-ass/131472.md?page=2)