# Goddamned Wild Horses! (Now with pics!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamned-wild-horses-now-with-pics/787403>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 25, 2017, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamned-wild-horses-now-with-pics/787403 "2017-05-25T06:04:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamned-wild-horses-now-with-pics/787403/101 "2017-05-28T13:22:33Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> The BLM doesn’t round them up because of overcrowding. They round them up because cattle ranchers want to use the land for grazing their beef cattle.

Cattlemen manage the numbers … so many cows per acre …  
Horses not so much, they’re not big on self management …

I’m not defending cattlemen here … please don’t misinterpret … cows, horses, deer, rabbits, old people … the land can only support so many herbivores without the major predators … maybe we reintroduce lions …

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Bite your tongue! I’m certain there are other ways to limit human population that don’t make the entire planet unlivable … [snip]

I’m glad you brought this up because I sure as hell wasn’t … but yes, 90% of male humans are superfluous to the continuation of the species … shockingly, male humans are responsible for 90% of the world’s problems … not sure this suggests simple solutions … but there it is … first 350 million men who dig 9 graves gets to be a sex-slave the rest of their life … like California’s namesake hahahahaha …

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamned-wild-horses-now-with-pics/787403/102 "2017-05-28T14:47:39Z")

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Sell pony rides to those kids on your lawn.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamned-wild-horses-now-with-pics/787403/103 "2017-05-28T21:27:11Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Until Billy Jack showed up

You misspelled [Marilyn Monroe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Misfits_(film)). 😉

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamned-wild-horses-now-with-pics/787403/104 "2017-05-28T22:20:25Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> Maybe they’re loitering to watch _you_ get it on, and after learning a tip or two, try it themselves?

**Ha!** Reminds me of a joke: “How do you make a horse laugh?”

Tell him your dick is bigger than his

“How do you make him cry?”

Show him!

😉

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