# Goddamnit, UncleBeer!!!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088 "2003-02-14T16:45:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/21 "2003-02-14T18:09:10Z")
Could have been worse, **Opal** , he could have told you to put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye. Heh.
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### Author:  [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/22 "2003-02-14T18:21:55Z")
Oh, **Duke**. That’s bad.
Funny, but bad.
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### Author:  [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/23 "2003-02-14T18:40:52Z")
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> _originally posted by Polycarp_
> 2. When come back, bring 3.14159265…
Don’t leave us in suspense, **Polycarp** - how does it end?
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### Author:  [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/24 "2003-02-14T19:18:34Z")
I think **UncleBeer** might actually be my real uncle. The face eludes me, but I recognize the brew…
P.S.: I was also afraid that **Opalcat** was being pitted?!" I was most relieved that it was just about the catch phrase.
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### Author:  [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/25 "2003-02-15T00:30:25Z")
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> I don’t call him “Uncle.” Some things are just wrong
That’s funny. He always introduces you as his “niece.” 😛
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/26 "2003-02-15T02:27:46Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Wilson \*
> \*\*Don’t leave us in suspense, **Polycarp** - how does it end? \*\*
**Ultrafilter** will be by shortly (as soon as he does a vanity search) to explain it to you, **Wilson**. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/27 "2003-02-15T02:30:40Z")
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> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*
> \*\*It’s the **Uncle** thing that bothers me. Seems quite presumptious. He ain’t my uncle. I’m guessing that I’m not in his will.
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> **Mister** Beer or **Herr** Beer seems more apropriate. \*\*
Will **Herr Beer** bring **Herr Pie?**
sorry.
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### Author:  [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/28 "2003-02-15T02:32:19Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Wilson \*
> \*\*Don’t leave us in suspense, **Polycarp** - how does it end? \*\*
According to my dictionary, the zebra did it.
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/29 "2003-02-15T02:35:14Z")
I thought it was the zymurgist. Ah well, he was probably passed out drunk somewhere.
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### Author:  [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/30 "2003-02-15T03:21:32Z")
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> According to my dictionary, the zebra did it.
Mr Ed’s a murderer!? As opposed to the _butler?_
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goddamnit-unclebeer/155088/31 "2003-02-15T03:24:13Z")
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> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*
> \*\*I don’t call him “Uncle.” Some things are just wrong. \*\*
Shut your…😉
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