# Godfuck the Nine Pissant Republican Senators

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 9, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903 "2008-07-09T22:46:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/21 "2008-07-10T03:25:53Z")

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[QUOTE=XWalrus2]  
God, it felt _good_ to disrespect that man. His blank look while I was speaking to him indicated to me that it didn’t happen all that often.  
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I disrespect him pretty much constantly. Don’t get much chance to say it to his face, though. After what he did to Max Cleland (if any political ad ever deserved to draw libel charges to its creator/candidate…) he doesn’t deserve respect so much as a spit in the face.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/22 "2008-07-10T03:31:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]

And if the electorate is unable or unwilling to figure that out, then they deserve the politician they elect based on cursory glances at hot-button issues.  
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And, so it goes…

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/23 "2008-07-10T03:32:08Z")

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[QUOTE=John Mace]  
The Dems have a veritable Pantheon going, what with Obama and now Kennedy.  
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We would appreciate a more appropriately reverent tone for the Barack of Ages.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/24 "2008-07-10T03:34:23Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
Barack of Ages.  
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Hey, thanks for the 80s flashback…

“Gunter glieben glauchen globen”

_headbangs_

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/25 "2008-07-10T04:39:07Z")

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I don’t have 80’s flashbacks. And get off my LAN.

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/26 "2008-07-10T05:35:31Z")

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[QUOTE=XWalrus2]  
One of my favorite memories is of telling off Senator Chambliss to his face on his ignorance of the situation in Darfur. God, it felt _good_ to disrespect that man. His blank look while I was speaking to him indicated to me that it didn’t happen all that often.  
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Saxby is from my hometown. I went to school with his son and his wife was my 5th grade English teacher. He’s no longer my Senator (since I live in NC now). But as a physician not particularly looking forward to that 10% cut, I’ll have to ask him about his flip-flop next time I see him.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/27 "2008-07-10T05:54:51Z")

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Hell, if your folks had named you “Saxby”, you’d have issues too!

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/28 "2008-07-10T11:56:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Fear Itself]  
And are loudly pilloried for it by the right! I will leave that to you, next time it occurs; I’m a shameless partisan.  
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[Why Wait?](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/09/clinton-fisa-compromise-a_n_111742.html)

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/29 "2008-07-10T12:59:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
Plus, what the hell is Arlen Specter doing in this company?  
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It probably means he’s not running for another term.

And I’m not at all surprised to see the two Nazis from Texas on the list. Any list of disgusting Senators needs to include Coryn and Hutchison.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/30 "2008-07-10T13:01:03Z")

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Saxby Chambliss is lower than a snake’s ballbag. I can’t believe he doesn’t get disrespected to his face every second of every day. He is a true piece of human garbage.

I must stop now, as I could easily spend the entire day typing insults.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/31 "2008-07-10T13:06:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
Plus, what the hell is Arlen Specter doing in this company?  
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Specter is the number one champion at saying one thing and doing another. He maintains stock as a moderate by saying all the right things in the run-up to a vote, and then voting with the Bushbots almost every time. Since the actual votes get a lot less attention than the kabuki theater leading up to them, he looks like a moderate without actually being one.

Admittedly, he’s about 1000 times better as a senator than Santorum was, but that’s more or less like saying something tastes about 1000 times better than asafoetida…

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/32 "2008-07-11T02:15:01Z")

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Having myself worked 13 of the last 15 years with a legislature in one role or another, I can vouch for **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup** ’s accuracy in describing the situation with legislative votes.  
OTOH, Saxby Chambliss’ despicability is of cosmic proportions regardless of his voting, but we knew that already…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/33 "2008-07-11T03:18:26Z")

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[QUOTE= samclem]  
And, so it goes…  
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Not sure what you mean by this.

The odd thing about working in politics is that it’s hard to figure out who ticks you off more some days, the legislators or the people who elect them.

I’d be glad to discuss my frustration with either or both in any context you like.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/34 "2008-07-11T06:39:46Z")

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> [@Roderick Femm](#):
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> I’m sure the god-like Democrats have never switched votes when the outcome of a bill becomes certain, for precisely the reasons you specify.

[QUOTE=Fear Itself]  
And are loudly pilloried for it by the right! I will leave that to you, next time it occurs; I’m a shameless partisan.  
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So as it happens, you don’t mind if _politicians_ do it… just if _Republican_ politicians do it. Democrats who do it garner no ire from you.

Got it. Kinda takes the outrage down a notch, if you ask me.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/35 "2008-07-11T15:29:13Z")

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[Here’s Johnny:](http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/News/PressReleases/526cd374-5c0f-40e2-9b0f-d72b062d07a8.htm)

> [@](#):
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> U.S. Senator John McCain issued the following statement on today’s Medicare vote by the United States Senate:
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> “Doctors are the heart of our health care system, and it is essential that they receive the funding needed to ensure quality care for our seniors. I fully support that aspect of this bill. However, Congressional leaders have once again decided to put partisan positioning over the well being of millions of our seniors. We should not hold our doctors and seniors hostage to political gamesmanship and political votes. While this bill does meet our obligation to provide proper reimbursements to Medicare physicians, it also rolls back important reforms, increases drug premiums, and places 2.3 million seniors at risk of losing the private health care coverage of their choice.”

Now there’s a principled stand. It sure was smart of him to make it possible by not to voting on the bill.

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**Author:** ![ReuvenB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@ReuvenB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReuvenB)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/36 "2008-07-12T13:32:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Don’t Call Me Shirley]  
Saxby Chambliss is lower than a snake’s ballbag. I can’t believe he doesn’t get disrespected to his face every second of every day. He is a true piece of human garbage.

I must stop now, as I could easily spend the entire day typing insults.  
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Well put.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godfuck-the-nine-pissant-republican-senators/455903/37 "2008-07-12T15:20:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Bricker]  
So as it happens, you don’t mind if _politicians_ do it… just if _Republican_ politicians do it. Democrats who do it garner no ire from you.

Got it. Kinda takes the outrage down a notch, if you ask me.  
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So long as we have your example before us, we are safe from partisan hypocrisy.

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