# Gods & goddesses **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 14, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239 "2000-09-14T22:10:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/81 "2001-01-12T08:36:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \* > \*\*(You see the advantages of deeming myself this sort of goddess–I get to claim in my church such wonderful people as Falcon, Purplebear, DRY, etc.) \*\* Well, you’re more than welcome to. But it should be noted that my sig shows what a pagan bastard I truly am! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/82 "2001-01-12T16:34:11Z")
mnementh, I proclaim you lord of blades, totem item…a weaponsmith’s forge, and a dragon-shaped silver blade… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/83 "2001-01-12T16:59:40Z")
I would be **Perhaps** , God of Agnostics, the Great Maybe I Am And Maybe I’m Not. Totems: Anything gray. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/84 "2001-01-12T16:59:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*mnementh, I proclaim you lord of blades, totem item…a weaponsmith’s forge, and a dragon-shaped silver blade… \*\* fierra, you ROCK. Check me out, I have a sig now! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/85 "2001-01-12T20:43:34Z")
Cthulu’s understudy ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/86 "2001-01-12T20:55:08Z")
**kasuo** , the god of few posts. ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/87 "2001-01-12T21:02:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\* > pandora… you may not have noticed, but a lot of those major gods & goddesses (me included 😉 ) _like_ chaos…if you made it keeper of chaos, so that there is always chaos around when we want to play with it or to mould the world with, I _might_ let you keep the puppy! …after all, puppies are good at creating chaos! > \*\* Fierra, I promise to keep a nice big pot of chaos bubbling away for any of you lovely god-types that want any. Especially is that means you will grant me a puppy. 🙂 -Pandora ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/88 "2001-01-12T22:09:04Z")
Do you think my earlier description was sufficient, or would you like to assign another one to me? Una 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/89 "2001-01-13T00:30:18Z")
Tripler, God of: 1. Legible Notes ( **THespos** ) 2. Blazin’ Pimps ( **Nacho4Sara** ) Need I say more? Tripler The Man, the Myth, the Legend; all 3 banned in 6 States and 2 Canadian Provinces. ---
**Author:** ![harriet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@harriet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harriet)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/90 "2001-01-13T01:18:45Z")
maenad. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/91 "2001-01-13T01:49:08Z")
I would like to be the god of northern snow, or norhtern breezes, Fierra ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/92 "2001-01-13T02:06:58Z")
Pandora gets a puppy…an especially cute, wriggly, chewing kind of puppy for maximum chaos! Anthracite, I have to confess…I consulted with another god on this one…the final title is… goddess of coal, pornographic posts, ULVAN & futile male fantasy… (after all lesbian vampires needs goddesses too…) harriet, maenads aren’t goddesses…but you can be goddess of running naked throught the towns, tearing men limb from limb and wild celebrations…(not necessarily in that order 😉 ) & Odieman, I proclaim you god of northern snows, skies and winds ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/93 "2001-01-13T02:19:28Z")
Matthaeus: God of languages and perverse pagan homosexual practices. Totem symbol: The tongue. (I can say “Do you want to fuck me?” in six languages!) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/94 "2001-01-13T06:18:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*I would like to be the god of northern snow, or norhtern breezes, Fierra \*\* I’ll let you be the wind, if you let me be the God of Northern Frozen Wastelands . . . Tripler 'Cause I’m in Minot. ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/95 "2001-01-13T09:51:43Z")
Doolinus: God of ale, nudity, and the calypso! Pagan symbol: A 7 ft ale tankard with a nude woman writhing in it I would be big at Mardi Gras and with the frats. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/96 "2001-01-13T11:58:54Z")
**Medea’s Child** : Teh Godess of Mispelling. Yet no one is more intellegent. Weakness: Bondage Equipment often restrains her Sacred Chant: “Rar” Sacred Book: She loves all books. Except, apparently dictionaries. Totem Animal: Huge, Stuffed Talking Pussy[sub]cat[/sub] named Tigger. [sub]But see what Sn-man equates “Tiggers” to in this thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54462&pagenumber=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54462&pagenumber=1) [/sub] Redeeming quality: DRY adores her. He’s still not sure why ---
**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/97 "2001-01-13T16:28:28Z")
Queen goddess of the mundane and average. The even handed. Den mother for all male gods and demi gods 'cause we know that can’t be trusted on their own, but don’t tell them that. Totem animal is the tortise - mantra:it may take a while but it’ll get done eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/98 "2001-01-13T19:05:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*Anthracite, I have to confess…I consulted with another god on this one…the final title is… > > goddess of coal, pornographic posts, ULVAN & futile male fantasy… > (after all lesbian vampires needs goddesses too…)\*\* I love it Fierra! Thank you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/99 "2001-01-13T23:44:08Z")
kristoph - god of all things nocturnal totem - disgruntled taxi driver, a tawny owl nursing a bottle of Jolt, and the new moon places of worship - 24hr convenience stores, bad infomercials & anywhere shady during the day ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/100 "2001-01-13T23:48:29Z")
Ummmm…anyone have an idea for me? fierra? Please? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239.md?page=6)