# Gods & goddesses **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 14, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239 "2000-09-14T22:10:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/101 "2001-01-14T00:21:13Z")
Alright, here goes… bouv: God of non-sensical rambling (have I ever mentioned that sensical isn’t a word, it should be (after all, non-sensical is,)) crappy (‘am I allowed to say crappy on TV?’ ‘Yes, on this network you can’) handwriting, and procrastinators. Totem animals: Wombats (because they rule), three-toed sloths (only the three-toed kind (unless they originally had four and lost one in the war, that doesn’t count)), lemurs (just because), and (of course) llamas! Holidays: February 29, November 13, and, oh I don’t know, December 25. what’s that? . . . It’s already taken? . . . Damn! Why wasn’t I notified of this earlier? Now I have to change my other days accordingly, I had a nice system. Ah, nevermind. It’d take too long and be too much work. (hmm…maybe one of my minions could do it!) (Damn! I don’t HAVE any minions.) ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/102 "2001-01-14T01:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\ ***Medea’s Child** : Teh Godess of Mispelling. Yet no one is more intellegent. > > Weakness: Bondage Equipment often restrains her > > Sacred Chant: “Rar” > > Sacred Book: She loves all books. Except, apparently dictionaries. > > Redeeming quality: DRY adores her. He’s still not sure why \*\* _pounce_ Dan! I do not chant “rar”. Sacred book would be Kipling. Get it right or you’ll always spell words correctly! [sub]Wait a second… that’s not much of a threat is it? Sigh[/sub] Love you too. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/103 "2001-01-14T03:16:10Z")
Medea…how about “get it right or you will always spell words incorrectly at the worst possible time in the worst possible way”…no, glad to help…as Goddess of Chaos & Confusion, I see it as my duty to! Falcon, I proclaim you goddess of birds of prey, hospitality and cute kitties, totem animal - the kittihawk. oh & matthaeus welcome aboard, I believe some of the other gods are looking for you…in fact it looks like there is quite a queue…good job we’re immortal! ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/104 "2001-01-14T03:42:23Z")
Hey… As a Lord, do I get minions? I’ve always wanted minions. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/105 "2001-01-14T03:49:07Z")
Thanks fierra! That’ll do. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/106 "2001-01-14T03:57:13Z")
yes, mnementh & minionettes too… They will duel …for the true testing of the blade is in the battle…and sweat in your forges…in your honour ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/107 "2001-01-14T07:53:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*Falcon, I proclaim you goddess of birds of prey, hospitality and cute kitties, totem animal - the kittihawk. > \*\* Nay, **Falcon** I hold you as _Goddess of the SDMB and all that is holy on the SDMB_. And while **Cecil Adams** may be the guy in charge of this whole sham, you are the **Boss!** Tripler I try not to mince words. Really. . . ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/108 "2001-01-14T09:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*_pounce_ Dan! I do not chant “rar”. Sacred book would be Kipling. > > Get it right or you’ll always spell words correctly! > > [sub]Wait a second… that’s not much of a threat is it? Sigh[/sub] > > Love you too. \*\* Actually, “Bite My Ass” seems to be the chant that’s escaped your lips frequently. I forgot to mention that ass fetish of yours. As to “get it right or you will always spell words incorrectly at the worst possible time in the worst possible way”, all right, I’ll behave. Because, Kathryn, I know that you of all people would know what an inconvenience that must be. Like that time you were really horny and typed “pron” into your search engine? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/109 "2001-01-14T12:22:21Z")
Ok, this god is reinventing himself… I am now Doobieous, god of nicknames that mean one thing, but make people think they mean another, California, and cool dressy shirts. Mantra: No, I don’t smoke weed, dude Holy land: California Sacred clothing: Cool polyester shirts with bold patterns, usually dragons, but not limited to that. Can be purchased in any surf/skate shop type store. Force of nature: Earthquakes Noted for being quite laidback. In order to keep the stereotype about Californians up, he’s known to be quite lazy, and has been called a slacker from time to time. However, he tricks those who know him not by his name, which leads people to think he smokes weed, but hasn’t once touched the stuff. You can find him at the beach, surf/skate shops, or online 24/7. He is frequently seen in cool dressy polyester shirts with neat designs. His means of punishment is the earthquake, though he doesn’t use it as much as the other gods think. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/110 "2001-01-14T17:46:31Z")
Dan. Bite my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/111 "2001-01-15T02:25:15Z")
How about Ogre? The Lord of All Things Clumsily Strong? Prince of the Powers of Ugly, Hairy Things? God of Posters Largely Unknown to All Other Dopers? ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/112 "2001-01-15T02:33:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*yes, mnementh & minionettes too… > They will duel …for the true testing of the blade is in the battle…and sweat in your forges…in your honour \*\* fierra now officially ranks among my most favorite posters. Man, some people just seem to KNOW me… ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/113 "2001-01-15T10:14:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Dan. Bite my ass. \*\* Don’t mind if I do. **Medea’s Child**. The OTHER white meat. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/114 "2001-01-16T22:01:59Z")
**thinksnow** , god of the deep powder, the quiet calm and beating heart before the exhilaration of a truly challenging moment, wry humor and secret exhibitionism. Sacred chant: “Oh shit, I meant…” Also: “I do think it’s funny, I _am_ smiling.” Sacred grounds: All parcels of land having an incline greater than 25 degrees, elevation higher than 9,000 feet, snow-fall for more days than not and views that would make an eagle envious. Sacred foods: Creole, Italian, Thai and hodge-podge. **thinksnow** can often be found perched in the high ground, smiling wistfully at the silence of the snow fall, the glare of the sun on the pure, unbroken powder and the anticipation of cutting fresh-tracks. His writings can be found sprinkled around the world and will be known by their simple misspellings or letter omissions, usually in key words or phrases. Additional methods of worship and showing devotion include: massage, cunnilingus, runonsentences and putting your foot in your mouth (an act unrelated to the first two). ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/115 "2001-01-16T23:14:25Z")
_Grins evilly_ Thanks DRY! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/116 "2001-02-03T04:16:38Z")
Okay, well here I am. I don’t think that there is ANY way I deserve any kind of god or goddess status, but I was just talking to Fierra, and she disagrees. ( Thank you, love!) So, here I am, and I am asking for a designation. This is kind of fun, non? Scotti ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239/117 "2001-02-03T04:39:55Z")
Scotti…most worthily are you deified to universal acclaim…mother goddess of the board. No new duties hon, just carry on being yourself. invoked by a need for a hug or for a friend, totem animal, the scotti dog (with ribbon) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-goddesses/33239.md?page=5)