# God's math

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [July 13, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992 "2014-07-13T13:47:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/181 "2014-07-13T22:37:31Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Which means what, exactly?

Your hearts desire, if your desires be good and loving.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/182 "2014-07-13T22:38:51Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> My work stands up just fine, besides there’s only one opinion that really matters. You should attempt your own ‘critical analysis’ and that’s when you break free.

But if only one opinion matters, why did you come here for a discussion?

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/183 "2014-07-13T22:42:24Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Then why burn it in the first place just to have to fix it again. Surely God could just blink away everyone he doesn’t like without the collateral damage. Your version of God doesn’t seem to be very smart.

Quite the contrary, your version of god aint too smart. You see, it won’t burn those people He loves. God is a Holy God, it must be purified from the filthy mess if Heaven and Earth are to become one. It’s amazing I should have to tell you that, hmm.

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/184 "2014-07-13T22:43:24Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> But if only one opinion matters, why did you come here for a discussion?

Not for your opinion, any other guesses?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/185 "2014-07-13T22:44:01Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> God is a Holy God is must be purified from the filthy mess if Heaven and Earth are to become one.

“Filthy mess” = “anyone **Treat** doesn’t like”. You just want God to be your hit man.

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/186 "2014-07-13T22:47:07Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> Those aren’t very Christian things to say, **Treat**.

What exactly?

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/187 "2014-07-13T22:48:08Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> “Filthy mess” = “anyone **Treat** doesn’t like”. You just want God to be your hit man.

No, not at all. I have forgiven all those who have done me wrong

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/188 "2014-07-13T22:48:22Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> Quite the contrary, your version of god aint too smart. You see, it won’t burn those people He loves. God is a Holy God, it must be purified from the filthy mess if Heaven and Earth are to become one. It’s amazing I should have to tell you that, hmm.

You have to tell me because it’s not a universal truth, it’s just something you happen to believe.  
It’s not like 2+2=4, oh wait, that’s right, you can’t do math :smack:

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/189 "2014-07-13T22:49:28Z")

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Treat,

First, thanks for your service to atheism.  
Second, do I get this right?  
Treat: John gives a bulletproof numerical analysis that proves Jesus.  
Everyone else: Only if the year is 360 days.  
Treat: Who you gonna believe, John or your calendar?

Third: It’s been shown several times that you can get numbers to prove anything you want, if you are selective enough and choose the calculations carefully. But you clearly don’t get the message.  
Fourth: If God wanted to send a message, why didn’t he just say it? The rules in the Torah, for instance, are down there in black and white, not encoded in some weird code.  
Fifth: What did you get on your math SATs?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/190 "2014-07-13T22:51:53Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> To rid it of pedophiles and atheists, duh:smack:

But those people are also created by God. And God is love. So God loves pedophiles.

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/191 "2014-07-13T22:52:28Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> And you complain that science has nothing good to offer? “Burn the world” is your idea of a selling point for your religion?

You just make things up, your little world must be fun. I never said science has nothing good.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/192 "2014-07-13T22:52:30Z")

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Actually, it occurs to me that from a bronze age perspective, the tribulations of being sterilized with fire and whatnot might have seemed harsh but probably just a ramped-up version of the war and pestilence and plagues they were used to, and survival was possible. Nowadays, since we know what nuclear weapons are, to us “sterilize with fire” means widespread (if not global) extinction.

Similarly, I guess if you traveled back in time to 450 BCE and told a Greek sheep-herder about travelling from Athens to Sparta in less than an hour, he’d think you were talking about something only the gods could do. Can Hermes be outpaced by a helicopter?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/193 "2014-07-13T22:56:09Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> I am grateful, the whole reverse psychology thing is working on you, isn’t it?:smack:

I’m not convinced you have a handle on psychology in either direction.

> [@Treat](#):
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> Your hearts desire, if your desires be good and loving.

I can satisfy most of that right now, actually, living as I do in a comfortable western liberal democracy. Frankly, I neither want nor need Earth to be sterilized with fire in the hope I might get a better result down the road.

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/194 "2014-07-13T22:56:53Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> But those people are also created by God. And God is love. So God loves pedophiles.

You are right about one thing God is love, love in its purest form. However there are things that God hates, like little boys being raped in their butt. He will destroy those evil doers unless they repent. Lets face the facts though, those sick idiots are so far twisted that it’s highly unlikely because that sexual sin has caused them to lose the balance of their minds.

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**Author:** ![Itself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/195 "2014-07-13T23:00:14Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> You are right about one thing God is love, love in its purest form. However there are things that God hates, like little boys being raped in their butt. He will destroy those evil doers unless they repent. Lets face the facts though, those sick idiots are so far twisted that it’s highly unlikely because that sexual sin has caused them to lose the balance of their minds.

Sure, pedophiles are terrible people. What’s so bad about atheists that they’re lumped together with them for receiving God’s fiery wrath?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/196 "2014-07-13T23:02:23Z")

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So if God hates little boys being raped in their butt, why does He allow it to continue? If he’s omnipotent, then he has the power to stop that which he hates. If He doesn’t stop it, then either He is okay with it happening, or He doesn’t care about little boys.

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/197 "2014-07-13T23:03:18Z")

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[quote=“Bryan\_Ekers, post:193, topic:692992”]

> [@](#):
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> I’m not convinced you have a handle on psychology in either direction.

Your still here? wow

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> I can satisfy most of that right now, actually, living as I do in a comfortable western liberal democracy. Frankly, I neither want nor need Earth to be sterilized with fire in the hope I might get a better result down the road.

I neither want nor need the Earth to be sterilized with fire either. I hope the pedophiles move to mars once Nasa gets that whole thing goin.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/198 "2014-07-13T23:04:24Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> I neither want nor need the Earth to be sterilized with fire either.

Funny, I was getting the impression you were looking forward to it.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/199 "2014-07-13T23:06:50Z")

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> [@Treat](#):
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> No, not at all. I have forgiven all those who have done me wrong

And what have atheists done to you that makes you want to burn them alive?

I note that you have consistently avoided even _trying_ to defend how you lumped atheists and pedophiles together.

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**Author:** ![Treat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Treat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-math/692992/200 "2014-07-13T23:06:51Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> So if God hates little boys being raped in their butt, why does He allow it to continue? If he’s omnipotent, then he has the power to stop that which he hates. If He doesn’t stop it, then either He is okay with it happening, or He doesn’t care about little boys.

Justice will be served, God can fix this.

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