# God's nightgown! God in short shorts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 1999, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629 "1999-10-24T19:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/1 "1999-10-24T19:27:00Z")
These are just two of my favorite sayings. What are yours? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/2 "1999-10-24T19:33:00Z")
Ah, crud! Wrong area! I’ve already asked Lynn to move this to MPSIMS. Sorry folks, not enough coffee in my brain yet… ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/3 "1999-10-24T20:44:00Z")
“Horse fuck a doctor!” ---
**Author:** ![SuperNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SuperNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNerd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/4 "1999-10-24T23:09:00Z")
Lately, it’s been “Fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke”. It’s been both a great and a really remarkably shitty year so far … ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/5 "1999-10-25T00:47:00Z")
Hmm, depends on my mood, the subject matter, and who I’m talking to. I like - Jump up my ass and bark. F\*\*k me running F\*\*k me naked and hide my clothes Kiss the fat part of my a\*\* Have you lost your mind ? Little boy want some candy ? How about never ? Is never good for you ? Oh, I see the f\*\*k-up fairy has visited us again. Yes I know I’m boring folks, I used up most of my bad in the 70’s and 80’s. PS. The \*'s have been used just in case this does get moved. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/6 "1999-10-25T01:03:00Z")
Ayesha, remind me to say something really stupid to you sometime, so you can insult me. * * * Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/7 "1999-10-25T01:13:00Z")
Neuro, Now why would I want to insult you ? I am a very nice , sweet, motherly type lady. 😉 That stupid purity test lied about me when it said I was only 22 % pure. :o Just ask Mr. Rogers, he LOVES me. So do a few others here, I’m so sweet that I melt in the rain. 😉 Oh yes, I forgot some- sh\*t fire and save matches. ## Frogs in the underwear (I don’t know why I like the sound of that one, but I do) Ayesha - Lioness * * * You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/8 "1999-10-25T01:19:00Z")
Why don’t you go outside and play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself? ---
**Author:** ![LongHrn99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e4f/32.png) [@LongHrn99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LongHrn99)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/9 "1999-10-25T01:53:00Z")
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Didn’t come up with it, wish I had, it’s from “Our Dumb Century” a book published by the Onion. * * * “There are many sweeping generalizations that are always true” -Space Ghost ---
**Author:** ![Melatonin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@Melatonin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melatonin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gods-nightgown-god-in-short-shorts/2629/10 "1999-10-25T02:01:00Z")
“Like my asshole is square” (var. on ‘My foot’) “And monkeys fly out of my ass North for the winter.” Hmmm, a lot of attention on my ass here. I’d better go exfoliate.