# Godwinize this Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 5, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948 "2018-01-05T22:34:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/1 "2018-01-05T22:34:14Z")
Godwin’s Law, that the longer a thread continues the probability that a comparison mentions Hitler or the Nazi’s approaches 1 is pretty much a truism. So lets cut to the chase, is there any response where it can’t be godwinized? I’ll start with a low-ball by admitting that I quite like puppies. The next person has to godwinize that and add something that can’t be godwinized, if possible 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/2 "2018-01-05T22:39:47Z")
Do you know who else liked puppies? Hitler!! I like Jews. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/3 "2018-01-05T22:55:20Z")
I like concentrated orange Jews. Just like Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/4 "2018-01-05T23:03:16Z")
You know who else used to drag Hitler into unrelated threads? **GODWIN!** I like Jane Austen. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/5 "2018-01-05T23:10:12Z")
You know who else was an author? **HITLER!!** I like acting like a retard. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/6 "2018-01-05T23:24:49Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Jane Austen. A case of cultural misappropriation … Nazis, please keep your hands off our Jane Austen. > **[Nazis Are Trying to Turn Jane Austen Into a Symbol of Hate | The Mary Sue](https://www.themarysue.com/nazis-please-keep-your-hands-off-our-jane-austen/)** > > The alt-right is trying to claim Jane Austen as a representative of their beliefs. Custard Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/7 "2018-01-05T23:29:40Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > I like acting… You know who else took acting lessons? > **[Erik Jan Hanussen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Jan_Hanussen)** > > Erik Jan Hanussen, born Hermann Steinschneider (2 June 1889 – 25 March 1933), was an Austrian Jewish publicist, charlatan and clairvoyant performer. Acclaimed in his lifetime as a hypnotist, mentalist, occultist and astrologer, Hanussen was active in Weimar Republic Germany and also at the beginning of Nazi Germany. He is said to have instructed Adolf Hitler in performance and the achievement of dramatic effect. > Although Hanussen claimed to be a Danish aristocrat, he was in fact a Moravian Jew, ... > **[Hitler rehearsing his speech in front of the mirror, 1925 - Rare Historical...](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-rehearsing-speech-front-mirror-1925/)** > > Adolf Hitler, leader of the Nazi Party, strikes a pose for photographer Heinrich Hoffmann whilst rehearsing and listening his recorded speech. I like hiking in the mountains. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/8 "2018-01-06T00:23:18Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > I like hiking in the mountains. You better hurry or the SS will catch you before you reach Switzerland. Whatever you do, don’t give away your position by bursting into song on the way. It’s awfully cold where I live lately. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/9 "2018-01-06T00:44:50Z")
> [@DinoR](#): > > You better hurry or the SS will catch you before you reach Switzerland. Whatever you do, don’t give away your position by bursting into song on the way. > > It’s awfully cold where I live lately. These winter storms have been nasty, and have probably frozen some people to death. You know who _else_ froze people to death? [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/britain-at-war/5907564/Second-World-War-Frozen-to-death-by-the-Fuhrer.html](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/britain-at-war/5907564/Second-World-War-Frozen-to-death-by-the-Fuhrer.html) I like to play nudist Pokemon Go. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/10 "2018-01-06T01:22:47Z")
**Moderation** You know who else put threads in the wrong forum? Hitler would have, I’ll bet. Moved to thread games. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/11 "2018-01-06T01:31:46Z")
You know who else wore Jack boots… Back to nudist Pokemon go… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/12 "2018-01-06T02:04:03Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Back to nudist Pokemon go… You know who else wanted the Japanese to fight his battles for him? I’ve been reading Kelly and Zach Weinersmith’s new science book, _Soonish_. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/13 "2018-01-06T03:08:24Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You know who else wanted the Japanese to fight his battles for him? \ It’s well known that the Japanese love baseball, a sport played with three bases, one bat and one ball. Do you know who else had one ball? That’s right—Hitler! ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/14 "2018-01-06T03:12:08Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’ve been reading Kelly and Zach Weinersmith’s new science book, _Soonish_. Is that about the science behind the rise of the Fourth Reich…or the Fifth one? Duke Kahanamoku was an awesome surfer. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/15 "2018-01-06T03:39:57Z")
> [@Dropo](#): > > Duke Kahanamoku was an awesome surfer. You know who also rode a wave? That’s right, a wave of extreme nationalist sentiment all the way to dictatorship over the _Reich_. Honeycrisp. Mmmm…how do you like them apples? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/16 "2018-01-06T04:09:55Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Honeycrisp. Mmmm…how do you like them apples? The line Will Hunting used to bully Clark. Just like the way Hitler bullied Chamberlain at the Munich Conference. I just drank some ginger ale. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/17 "2018-01-06T04:40:30Z")
You know who else drank beverages? Hitler, that’s who. I watched a hockey game on TV earlier tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/18 "2018-01-06T04:46:46Z")
You know who was full of horse hockey? Hitler. I am eating chocolate bon bons. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/19 "2018-01-06T05:05:08Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I am eating chocolate bon bons. You know who else liked chocolate bomb bombs? > [@](#): > > In the spring of 1943, MI5 operative Victor Rothschild learned of an even more ingenious bomb being conjured up by the Nazis—an exploding chocolate bar. The killer candy was cloaked in a black foil wrapper with gold lettering bearing the brand name “Peter’s Chocolate.” Underneath the real chocolate exterior was steel and canvas, and when a piece of chocolate at the end of the bar was broken off and the canvas pulled, it activated a bomb that would explode after a seven-second delay. MI5 believed Nazi secret agents were plotting to smuggle the explosive chocolate into the War Cabinet and into the hands of Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who was known to have a sweet tooth. > **[Nazis Planned to Kill Winston Churchill With an Exploding Chocolate Bar |...](https://www.history.com/news/sketches-reveal-nazi-chocolate-bombs)** > > Talk about 'death by chocolate.' Drawings reveal Nazi booby traps made from everyday items, including a chocolate bomb meant for the British Prime Minister. Charlie Chaplin had a funny little moustache, didn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/20 "2018-01-06T05:27:14Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Charlie Chaplin had a funny little moustache, didn’t he? You know who else had a funny little moustache? [Heinrich Himmler](http://spartacus-educational.com/GERhimmler9.jpg), that guy who worked for Hitler. Most of the collies that played Lassie were actually males. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948.md?page=2)