# Godwinize this Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 5, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948 "2018-01-05T22:34:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/21 "2018-01-06T06:24:45Z")
Say, does anyone remember Vic Hitler, the narcoleptic comic on _Hill Street Blues_? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/22 "2018-01-06T07:00:32Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Most of the collies that played Lassie were actually males. All of the [cats that look like Hitler](https://www.google.com/search?q=hitler+cats&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjG55nF4MLYAhXYqYMKHUZRDKYQ_AUICigB&biw=1155&bih=736) are female ([I think](http://www.bio.miami.edu/dana/dox/calico.html)). My washing machine is making a very disturbing noise. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/23 "2018-01-06T08:49:20Z")
As noisy as German tanks rolling through Poland during the Blitzkrieg? You know who ordered that? Hitler, that’s who. Locally, it’s pretty windy. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/24 "2018-01-06T09:06:08Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Locally, it’s pretty windy. You know who was _also_ windy? That vegetarian cabbage-muncher, Hitler. The centipede was happy, quite Until a toad, in fun, Said: Pray, which leg goes after which? This worked his mind to such a pitch He lay distracted in a ditch Considering how to run. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/25 "2018-01-06T13:56:34Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > The centipede was happy, quite > Until a toad, in fun, > Said: Pray, which leg goes after which? > This worked his mind to such a pitch > He lay distracted in a ditch > Considering how to run. You know who else ran? Hitler did; for President of Germany in 1932. Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/26 "2018-01-06T15:43:07Z")
You know who read a German translation of [Jabberwocky](http://www76.pair.com/keithlim/jabberwocky/translations/german1.html)? Hitler. It’s too cold and snowy outside. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/27 "2018-01-06T16:14:38Z")
Too cold and snowy? You want somebody to keep you warm and fed? Why don’t you call your buddy Hitler? He founded the **Winterhilfswerk des Deutschen Volkes** (English: “Winter Relief of the German People”), commonly known by its abbreviated form **Winterhilfswerk** or **WHW**. Its slogan was “None shall starve or freeze”. It ran from 1933–1945 during the months of October through March, and was designed to provide food, clothing, coal, and other items to less fortunate Germans during the inclement months. COAL! You want to increase the ozone hole just to warm your precious snowflake tootsies? I’m excited about the NFL Wild Card playoffs this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/28 "2018-01-06T16:20:09Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I’m excited about the NFL Wild Card playoffs this weekend. You’re excited for NFL, huh? I guess you mean Nazis For Lebensraum. The kind of thing Hitler was all about. I had oatmeal for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/29 "2018-01-06T19:46:54Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I had oatmeal for breakfast. And you know what the Nazi said to the starving Russian who asked him for oatmeal? > [@Hitler](#): > > Ich habe keine Haferflocken, aber ihr seid Toast. > **[Hunger Plan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunger_Plan)** > > The Hunger Plan (German: der Hungerplan; der Backe-Plan) was a partially implemented plan developed by Nazi bureaucrats during World War II to seize food from the Soviet Union and give it to German soldiers and civilians. The plan entailed the genocide by starvation of millions of Soviet citizens following Operation Barbarossa, the 1941 invasion of the Soviet Union (see Generalplan Ost). The premise behind the Hunger Plan was that Germany was not self-sufficient in food supplies;\[citation needed... Did Von Neumann consider the construction of _anal_ probes? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/30 "2018-01-06T20:40:32Z")
Fegelein! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948/31 "2018-01-06T20:49:27Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Fegelein! Do you ever get the feeling that the Nazis were all about Epic Fails? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godwinize-this-thread/805948.md?page=1)