# Godzilla Versus ????
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 22, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738 "2011-05-22T01:27:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/1 "2011-05-22T01:27:02Z")
I was watching reruns of _Wait Till Your Father Gets Home_, and the dad is watching TV, and the announcer says “Coming up next, Godzilla versus Gidget.”
I have to admit it cracked me up. So my question is who would you like to see Godzilla do battle with in a movie?
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/2 "2011-05-22T01:29:40Z")
[Godzilla versus Charles Barkley](http://cdnl.complex.com/assets//CHANNEL_IMAGES/POP_CULTURE/2011/03/the-10-most-bizarre-comic-book-crossovers/BarkleyZilla.jpg).
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### Author:  [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/3 "2011-05-22T01:31:53Z")
The REAL Godzilla vs. King Kong.
You know…the one where Kong barely comes up to Godzilla’s ankle and dies in .2 seconds cuz Zilla just steps on him finally ending the “which monster is best” race.
Godzilla is the ultimate movie monster. Period.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/4 "2011-05-22T01:33:44Z")
Chuck Norris, who else?
Godzilla did have a cameo in the[\* Ultimate Showdown.\*](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM)
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### Author:  [@cain7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cain7)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/5 "2011-05-22T01:48:24Z")
Godzilla v. Newt Gingrich
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/6 "2011-05-22T01:59:18Z")
[Bambi](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY), obviously.
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/7 "2011-05-22T02:04:36Z")
First I’d like to see him kick the shit out of the fake Matthew Broderick godzilla. The pretender is supposed to appear in Final Wars, but I haven’t seen that yet. Trouble is, the big guy already beat every earth monster big enough to challenge him. Sometimes he took them on two or three against one. So we’re talking about a monster from outer space, the future, or a new robot. So I think put Chuck Norris at the controls of a newly constructed giant robot. Then get ready for the sound of thousands of Chuck Norris fans weeping as their hero gets demolished.
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### Author:  [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/8 "2011-05-22T02:59:59Z")
Years ago I half-way developed a screenplay for **Godzilla Meets Linda Lovelace** , but I never pursued the matter.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/9 "2011-05-22T03:08:18Z")
[Here’s](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/Ashfanrico/GodzillavsCthulhu.jpg) a good one I came across.
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### Author:  [@Wheeljack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheeljack)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/10 "2011-05-22T03:44:08Z")
> [@TriPolar](#):
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> First I’d like to see him kick the shit out of the fake Matthew Broderick godzilla. The pretender is supposed to appear in Final Wars, but I haven’t seen that yet.
[Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcExdpsEcQ) is the relevant scene. It is glorious. I wept, I truly did.
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### Author:  [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/11 "2011-05-22T04:13:00Z")
> [@Ronald\_C.Semone](#):
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> Years ago I half-way developed a screenplay for **Godzilla Meets Linda Lovelace** , but I never pursued the matter.
Pursue! Pursue! This is an idea who’s time has come.
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### Author:  [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/12 "2011-05-22T04:47:02Z")
Godzilla vs. Pee Wee Herman.
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### Author:  [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/13 "2011-05-22T12:06:12Z")
Godzilla vs Sauron
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### Author:  [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/14 "2011-05-22T13:29:43Z")
Godzilla vs. Power Rangers. They’ve [faced Mechagodzilla](http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/spoonyone/reviews/28870-the-deadliest-character-mechagodzilla-vs-megazord), but not the big guy himself.
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/15 "2011-05-22T14:25:45Z")
> [@Wheeljack](#):
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> [Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcExdpsEcQ) is the relevant scene. It is glorious. I wept, I truly did.
Sweeet!
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/16 "2011-05-22T14:35:54Z")
> [@Rick](#):
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> Pursue! Pursue! This is an idea who’s time has come.
I see what you did there.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/17 "2011-05-22T23:27:43Z")
Godzilla vs the Incredible Hulk.
A battle long overdue.
What am I saying?!?
Big G vs The Man Of Steel!
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### Author:  [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/18 "2011-05-22T23:51:12Z")
I’ve always been partial to “HITLER vs GODZILLA”.
You can imagine a gigantic Hitler goose-stepping his way through London–swatting Spitfires–until Godzilla shows up and burns him to a crisp.
But then Godzilla gets arrested by the Gestapo because he’s half-Jewish.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/19 "2011-05-23T00:40:57Z")
**…Reptar
…Ginormica
…Galactus
…The Giant Breast from Woody Allen’s _Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask_**
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/20 "2011-05-23T01:01:11Z")
> [@Ronald\_C.Semone](#):
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> Years ago I half-way developed a screenplay for **Godzilla Meets Linda Lovelace** , but I never pursued the matter.
Maybe you can get Lohan to play one of the parts.
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