# Godzilla Versus ????

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 22, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738 "2011-05-22T01:27:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/41 "2011-05-25T17:51:46Z")

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Ranchoth: Cool!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/42 "2011-05-25T17:58:30Z")

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**Godzilla Vs. Predator.**

What predator could resist the challenge?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/43 "2011-05-25T22:37:41Z")

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Have all forgotten so soon?

**Godzilla vs. Snakes on a Plane !** “I have had it with this motherfucking dinosaur …”

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/44 "2011-05-26T02:25:19Z")

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**Godzilla vs. Torn-Shirt Kirk**

Okay, Captain Smarty-Pants. You beat a Gorn. Now let’s see how you do against some real competition.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/45 "2011-05-27T00:38:41Z")

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**Godzilla vs. Any Work that Tries to Have a Social Conscience**

Watch the cast of RENT bemoan the loss of their neighborhood…as it becomes the site of the military’s desperate last stand to keep Godzilla away from the heart of the city! See John Hughes’ “Brat Pack” cope with life, love, growing up…and being crushed beneath the claws of a fifty-thousand ton reptilian monstrosity! Muse over Gotham City’s struggle for hope and the ideals of a hero it deserves…as it’s consumed in a flash in a radioactive pyre!

😃

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/46 "2011-05-27T01:04:24Z")

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The silliest Godzilla versus I’ve seen posted on another forum was “Godzilla versus his weight in chimpanzees armed with adamantium butcher knives controlled by the mind of Emperor Palpatine”.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/47 "2011-05-27T02:51:00Z")

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> Something [creepier](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KXstfIlwew#t=1m21s) [than](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDKyL6y7FZ8) [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfAr3fN7uP8), [maybe?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5LR45OcdU&NR=1) 😃
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> Then, there was [the version of Godzilla](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla,_Mothra_and_King_Ghidorah:_Giant_Monsters_All-Out_Attack) who explicitly _was_ supposed to be fueled/summoned by millions of tormented souls of the dead…who looked [like this](http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/9/9e/Gmkzilla.jpg). :eek:

Off Topic

OMG OMG OMG…I have been trying to find out the name of that cartoon for literally the past year (probably even longer). The Inhumaniods…who’da thought I would get it in a Godzilla thread?  
Back on topic: I would hesitate to call [Gigan](http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3564/433893-gigan1_large.jpg) a hydra…more like a wicked penguin

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/48 "2011-05-27T04:06:21Z")

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Godzilla vs My Hangover. Close match!

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-versus/582738/49 "2011-05-27T04:16:51Z")

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It’s [King Ghidorah](http://www.tohokingdom.com/kaiju/king_ghidorah_heisei.htm) who’s the hydra.

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