# Godzilla vs. Chuck E. Cheese **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 6, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455 "2003-03-06T09:01:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/41 "2003-03-07T23:30:13Z")
What if… a clone was made of Godzilla. Then who would win? Godzilla or Godzilla assuming both faught until one died (no ties). the mind BOGGLES! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/42 "2003-03-08T00:04:39Z")
Both Biollante and Space Godzilla were created by cells from Big G (dubbed G cells). Big G beat space Godzilla with Mogura’s help, and kicked that stupid rose’s behind (i hate that one, only the super x-2 makes it watchable) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/43 "2003-03-08T00:12:45Z")
Oh, and more on Space godzilla’s origin. The G-cells somehow were thrown into space, then passed into a black hole, and Space Godzilla was born. Space G also conquored planets, which if those planets were owned by those wimpy green apes or cockroach people, would explain why it only took a few years to make an empire. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/44 "2003-03-08T00:22:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crown Prince of Irony \* > **I beg to differ; Zuul would most likely take the form of a giant arcade token.** Good point. Tokens melt. Godzilla wins. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/45 "2003-03-08T00:28:18Z")
What if Godzilla was wearing the One Ring? could those wimpy hobbits stop him? I think not… ---
**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/46 "2003-03-08T00:46:27Z")
But you actually have to be wearing the One Ring on your finger to tap into its power, don’t you? So no ring for G, not that he needs it to stomp the Shire into oblivion. ---
**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/47 "2003-03-08T00:48:18Z")
Their are only three forces in the universe that can stop Godzilla . . . Bugs Bunny Ripped-Shirt Kirk and Al Bundy if Godzilla should make the fatal mistake of hitting on Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/48 "2003-03-08T00:57:51Z")
Godzilla speaks! “Nasty little hobbitses! What has it gots in his pocketses, hmmm?” Actually, I think UltraMan would put in a good show, whadda ya say? ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/49 "2003-03-08T02:01:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **What has it gots in his pocketses, hmmm?** I don’t know why, but this reminded me of Yoda. Which, of course, would be a totally unfair contest, pitting Jedi mind tricks against Godzilla’s pea-sized reptilian brain. Now, Yoda vs. The Borg, though…that could be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/50 "2003-03-08T02:27:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Actually, I think UltraMan would put in a good show, whadda ya say? \*\* [http://www.dalekempire.com/LostGodzilla.html](http://www.dalekempire.com/LostGodzilla.html) Boo-ya! ---
**Author:** ![dr\_hermes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@dr\_hermes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dr_hermes)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/51 "2003-03-08T02:36:29Z")
As much as I respect the great Godzilla, he could in fact be captured by MacGyver. Luckily, there`s some aluminum foil, duct tapes and a safety pin in the area… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/52 "2003-03-08T02:50:18Z")
That would be my anti-terror kit!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455/53 "2003-03-08T03:27:48Z")
KING GHIDORAH CONQUERS ALL!!! …with Batman. He teams up with Batman. I am not a geek. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/godzilla-vs-chuck-e-cheese/159455.md?page=2)