# Gohmert Pyle strikes again. (Rep. Louie Gohmert Compares Gun Control to Bestiality) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682 "2013-04-03T00:24:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/1 "2013-04-03T00:24:27Z")
I’ll condense and paraphrase: “You can’t limit the number of rounds in a magazine because gay marriage may lead to bestiality.” Here’s the video: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiZiMA0D0OI) With some people, everything leads back to sex with animals. ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/2 "2013-04-03T00:33:18Z")
“And um, because…God…and the Bible…” ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/3 "2013-04-03T00:38:57Z")
You’ve got to have sweet sweet sheep pussy on the mind all the goddamn time if your mind jumps to bestiality from gun control. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/4 "2013-04-03T00:56:57Z")
Where’s mah banjo? ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/5 "2013-04-03T01:33:44Z")
> [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](#): > > “And um, because…God…and the Bible…” All I know is that before I die, I’m gonna fuck me a fish. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/6 "2013-04-03T01:42:35Z")
Eh, plenty of people right here claim that gun owners are evil because we have small penises. I’ve never been able to find out whether this includes us women. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/7 "2013-04-03T02:21:22Z")
> [@PatriotGrrrl](#): > > Eh, plenty of people right here claim that gun owners are evil because we have small penises. > > I’ve never been able to find out whether this includes us women. Really! Plenty? How about 3? Right here? I take it that is the SDMB. So that’s 3 folks here on the SDMB who have said that “gun owners are evil because they have small penises”. I’ll wait for the links to the posts. … ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/8 "2013-04-03T02:51:36Z")
> [@PatriotGrrrl](#): > > Eh, plenty of people right here claim that gun owners are evil because we have small penises. > > I’ve never been able to find out whether this includes us women. Come on. This is just dumb. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/9 "2013-04-03T02:52:42Z")
This wasn’t meant to be a gun control thread. It’s a [del]beastiality[/del] Louie Gohmert thread. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/10 "2013-04-03T04:40:23Z")
> [@PatriotGrrrl](#): > > Eh, plenty of people right here claim that gun owners are evil because we have small penises. > > I’ve never been able to find out whether this includes us women. I’m sorry, but are you actually here to _defend_ Gohmert? A man that worries that if there is legislation to limit a gun to 10 rounds whats to stop the gun haters from limiting it even further…to _11_?? Do you not have a “Too stupid to defend, despite the politics” filter in your brain? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/11 "2013-04-03T04:44:24Z")
In all fairness, why would they name it a Bushmaster if you weren’t supposed to fuck it? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/12 "2013-04-03T04:54:50Z")
How do you know it isn’t supposed to fuck _you_? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/13 "2013-04-03T05:32:23Z")
Misleading title. Came here expecting Aggie jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/14 "2013-04-03T05:43:40Z")
> [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](#): > > “And um, because…God…and the Bible…” Shows what you know. The Bible clearly states God’s will on this issue: _Kings 8:27 “But will God indeed dwell on the earth? Behold, heaven and the highest heaven cannot contain you; how much less this house that I have built!”_ Okay, granted, you have to interpret what God is saying here. But obviously God is talking about the size of gun magazines. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/15 "2013-04-03T05:43:44Z")
He’s right, isn’t he? Some people, you take away their large-mag guns and you just **know** they’re gonna take out their frustration on the sheep. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/16 "2013-04-03T05:51:12Z")
You’d probably pick the ugly one. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/17 "2013-04-03T06:26:23Z")
Just as some liberals dont know what to do when the facts are against them, some conservatives don’t know what to do when the facts are on their side (or sometimes ever). ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/18 "2013-04-03T13:46:04Z")
Huh. I think Nino may have some real competition for the title of Master of the Slippery Slope. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/19 "2013-04-03T13:52:08Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Shows what you know. The Bible clearly states God’s will on this issue: > > _Kings 8:27 “But will God indeed dwell on the earth? Behold, heaven and the highest heaven cannot contain you; how much less this house that I have built!”_ > > Okay, granted, you have to interpret what God is saying here. But obviously God is talking about the size of gun magazines. I see it as an argument in favor of sheep and fish fucking. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682/20 "2013-04-03T13:53:25Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > Just as some liberals dont know what to do when the facts are against them, some conservatives don’t know what to do when the facts are on their side (or sometimes ever). Yes, this clearly does support your hypothesis that the facts oppose gun control advocates.:rolleyes: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gohmert-pyle-strikes-again-rep-louie-gohmert-compares-gun-control-to-bestiality/654682.md?page=2)