# Going home in 20 minutes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 7, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179 "2000-11-07T21:47:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/1 "2000-11-07T21:47:51Z")
Ok, in 20 minutes my workday is done and I head home. Somebody remind me to pick up some batteries on my way home, ok? And food. If I don’t buy some food I’ll be reduced to eating the left-over Meow Mix tonight from when I owned a cat. And milk. Remind me to buy some milk. I need milk or else I’ll be greatly disappointed in the morning when I want to eat some CoCoa Pebbles for breakfast. Oh yeah, remind me to buy some Cocoa Pebbles, cuz I’m fresh out of cereal at my place. Ok, thanks everyone. I love you, buh-bye! [sub]Good God, I need a nap. See how I act on only 5 hours sleep?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/2 "2000-11-07T21:49:09Z")
Oh yeah, I need beer too. In case I forget to buy food, I’ll need the beer to make eating the Meow-Mix bearable. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/3 "2000-11-07T21:59:24Z")
If you remember to bring over some beer, you can come over for homemade soup, too. I care about you THAT MUCH! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/4 "2000-11-07T22:19:27Z")
> [@](#): > > If I don’t buy some food I’ll be reduced to eating the left-over Meow Mix tonight from when I owned a cat. what happened? You forget to buy food before and just decided to eat the cat? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/5 "2000-11-07T23:55:46Z")
You got _five_ hours of sleep? All in one night? Lucky… Anyway, don’t forget milk. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/6 "2000-11-07T23:59:47Z")
:Keanu Voice: Woah! :Keanu Voice: You mean you can sleep more than 5 hours in a stretch? In one night? Dude! I know you can’t do it with two toddlers. 😃 Oh yeah, don’t forget all this crap. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/7 "2000-11-08T04:35:36Z")
Well, CF, did you remember to buy batteries, food, milk, Cocoa Pebbles and beer? If not, you can just turn around and march yourself right back to the store. _Now_, Mister. Or else you’ll be eating Meow Mix for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-home-in-20-minutes/40179/8 "2000-11-08T14:15:36Z")
I forgot to buy batteries. _Again_. And no, **Enderw23** , I did not eat the cat [sub](hehehe eating cat = eating pussy hehehe)[/sub] my girlfriend has the cat because I really didn’t like it all that much. [sub](hehehe again - my girlfirend likes the pussy more than I do - hehehe)[/sub]