Going Into Health Section Or Health Store

I audited a graduate nutrition class years ago. That’s almost exactly* what the professor said when asked about supplements.

*IIRC, he used the term “urine”.

Well, sure, go into the “health” section and read the bottle labels to find out all the great things they’ll do to promote health. Then read the inevitable Quack Miranda Warning:

"These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

Then, go into the vegetable and fruit department and buy some tasty, nutritious foods. Eat those, exercise regularly and you’ll do yourself some good.

About the “mucoid plaque” and layers of ancient poop detritus coating people’s colons - I can attest, far more vividly than I’d prefer, that they don’t exist, having examined what seems like half a mile of dead people’s bowels during autopsies*.

Also, Alex Jones and his guests are flaming nitwits.

*the work is unpleasant, but on the other hand it doesn’t pay very well.

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[li]You can meet guillible people there who might believe all kinds of lies you tell about yourself. Maybe a date?[/li][/QUOTE]

The orgasmic food section is a great place to meet (dyslexic) women.