# going off a threads topic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547 "2000-04-28T04:36:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Sip\_n\_Fly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@The\_Sip\_n\_Fly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Sip_n_Fly)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/1 "2000-04-28T04:36:00Z")

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only the people on this board can turn a post about velcro into a post about puppies

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A long time ago, The Sip’n Fly invented velcro, and there was much rejoicing, then he invented cheese, and there was even more rejoicing!

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**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/2 "2000-04-28T06:54:00Z")

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I know someone that has a kitten named Velcro.

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God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/3 "2000-04-28T07:36:00Z")

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Kittens are cute.

Unfortunately, they tend to change into cats.

Well, that’s not entirely unfortunate. Cats tend to produce kittens, which are cute.

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/4 "2000-04-28T12:09:00Z")

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I’ve always wanted a cat, but my sister’s severely allergic. She has had reactions by standing in a house which once had a cat that was now gone. So, no kitty for me…

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/5 "2000-04-28T12:18:00Z")

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I like kittens OK, but I wonder about that saying “The whole kit and cabodle(SP?)”

What the hell is a cabodle?

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/6 "2000-04-28T12:29:00Z")

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I don’t especially like cats but I love kit kats…go figure

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One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/7 "2000-04-28T12:34:00Z")

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ca•boo•dle \ke-"bu-del\ noun [prob. fr. ca- (intensive prefix) + boodle] (ca. 1848)  
: collection, lot \<sell the whole caboodle\>

©1996 Zane Publishing, Inc. and Merriam-Webster, Incorporated. All rights reserved.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/8 "2000-04-28T12:39:00Z")

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I have a cat and a dog. The cat’s name is Sovtek. He’s named after one of my husband the guitar player’s speaker heads. The speaker head is black & white. So is the cat. Get it? Funny, huh? The speaker head doesn’t work all that well, and neither does the cat.

My husband is so clever.

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Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/9 "2000-04-28T12:40:00Z")

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Chairman Miaow.

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[Crusoe Takes A Trip](http://www.fervent.co.uk/)

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**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/10 "2000-04-28T13:19:00Z")

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I have a really cool chair it swivels around and it has wheels on it and it’s black too.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/11 "2000-04-28T13:25:00Z")

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My chair swivels, but its sort of a reddish fabric. I wish it had armrests.

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Sala, can’t you count?!? I said NO camels! That’s FIVE camels!

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**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/12 "2000-04-28T13:29:00Z")

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I have a green swivel chair with arm rests, but I would gladly trade the arm rests for full height cube walls.

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## “…all the time believing it now came down to nothing but this chance.” – Savatage

St. Redwing, Patron Saint of hockey, workboots and small towns in Mississippi.

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/13 "2000-04-28T13:30:00Z")

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The armrest broke off my chair. Might as well sit on a crate…

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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/14 "2000-04-28T13:33:00Z")

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I have TWO black and grey swivel chairs with armrests. I can even take the armrests off if I want to. Can’t deal with cats. Had three and all three of the ungratefull little bastards died within two days of each other. Old age I guess.

Made good soup though.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/15 "2000-04-28T13:33:00Z")

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Full height cube walls still don’t come up to my shoulders. However, the cube walls here are partially plexiglass which is a neat little addition.

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You can keep your Wally sig, because SwimmingRiddles designated me as St. Mullinator: Patron Saint of Republicans That SwimmingRiddles Respects!

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**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/16 "2000-04-28T13:37:00Z")

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I have a red and grey swivel chair with armrests **and** an office with a door. Not to mention two visitors’ chairs in blue (one of which is actually free of piles of papers). On top of that, I’ve got my own 5-drawer file cabinet and 4 bookcases (2 low, 2 high).

Oh, and cats are OK, too.

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I’m your only friend  
I’m not your only friend  
But I’m a little glowing friend  
But really I’m not actually your friend  
But I am

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**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/17 "2000-04-28T13:57:00Z")

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I am jealous.

my company is moving today…

I currently have 11 boxes, and 2 cubes (each partially used) 1 green swivel chair with armrests (although one is torn), on empty desk, and a HUGE file cabinet. Visitors to my cube(s) get to sit on a metal stool (it was abandoned in my cube a couple weeks ago and I’ve adopted it)

Of course all of this is currently spread all over 2 different buildings

All of this, and we are still expected to work… (obviously I’m not taking that suggestion too seriously.)

## -Pandora the frazzeled

“If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research.” - Albert Einstein

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/18 "2000-04-28T14:18:00Z")

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I want to talk about cats again!

I had cats all my life growing up, and in a house I shared with some other roomies up until about age 25, no problems.

Then didn’t have a cat for four or five years, and now, BOOM! I am **profoundly allergic** to any and all cats.

What’s up with that?

My desk chair has fabric backing, and has been completely invaded by hair of the dog. The Incredible Shedding Dog who never stops losing hair, year-round, and never seems to run out.

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Give me immortality, or give me death!

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/19 "2000-04-28T14:18:00Z")

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I’ve got a bright green inflatable armchair and a horrible dorm chair. The seat of the dorm chair doesn’t seem to be quite attached to the chair itself, so it slides forward, slowly. About once a week, I have to lift it off and put it back.

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**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-a-threads-topic/16547/20 "2000-04-28T15:14:00Z")

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Milo,

I had the opposite experience. I was pretty allergic to cats for most of my life. Then my ex and I got a little kitten. After about a week, I wasn’t allergic to her anymore, but was still allergic to other cats. Now, a few years later, I still have the cat, and am not allergic to any cats at all.

It’s got to be a building-of-a-tolerance sort of thing.

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