# Going off topic-boooooo! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259 "2003-06-25T08:24:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/21 "2003-06-25T14:11:31Z")
Oh I concure hijacking a post is just the kind of thing that makes me madder than hell at Bush! Especially his Isreali proposals and why are the Israeli soldiers still in the West bank anyway? Personally I think Suicide bombers are completely evil and whacked out of their skulls and that is why we should treat the mentaly deranged with compassion and improve facilities for the criminally insane who clog up our court system which issues far too many speeding tickets which is why we should raise the speed limit and remove term limits for politicians and presidents. teh best president played on film was Henry Fonda onless you consider Anthony Hopkin’s Nixon, who I believe was a good president despite the cover up which far too many women use creating more pimples on their faces leading me to wonder about race relations between Hobbits and Orcs but aside from Lord of the Rings. Speaking of teh Lord what is god and why desn’t he exist except in the minds of Chickites who are evil in their gay bashing and nerd attacking. Which reminds me Is Star Trek better than Star Wars which will probably suck, but when did the term suck come into its present use? Are you actually still reading this I think I made the point several lines ago and now I’m filling up the space with mindless blathering which leads me to fianlly decide that the worst type of cheese in the world is, are you waiting for the actual answer… good because I will actually state it but any anticipation you have generated for teh answer will never be paid off but I suggest you try to use this term in a sentence some time during the day as you will definitely get a few raised eyebrows… but well the worst cheese, next to the tastelessly named dick cheese is in fact (are you still with me? Stop wasting your time which is precious and if there is no afterlife the only tour around the sun you may ever take so stop wasting it and enjoy it) the horrendous Smelly foot cheese which my wife gets from kraft and put on her speggetti. (pant pant) I like eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/22 "2003-06-25T14:37:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BrightNShiny \* > \*\*I’m sick of you liberals always talking about cheese! Eating cheese is a privilege not a right! Damn commie pinko liberals! \*\* You’re wrong!!! The liberal position on domestic cheese consumtion is completely mis-understood. I’m sure that **minty** will be along shortly to clear this up. Meanwhile, us libertarian types believe that you can eat as much or as little cheese as you like. As long as the government has nothing to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/23 "2003-06-25T14:39:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*Say, themis, do you type your posts up in a text editor, then copy and paste them? Is that why your text lines are shorter than everybody elses, or do you hit the enter key at the end of every line, like you were using a manual typewriter? > > Just curious. \*\* 😕 ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/24 "2003-06-25T14:42:51Z")
I did not have sexual relations with this cheese. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/25 "2003-06-25T14:51:11Z")
Darn it **Themis00** stop trying to hijack our cheese thread. Now have a slice of Gouda and join in the fun. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/26 "2003-06-25T14:54:39Z")
Brie, cheddar, and monterey jack are my favorites. I love them so much I like to say hi to them. Hi brie! Hi cheddar! Hi, other cheese on my list! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/27 "2003-06-25T14:56:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \* > \*\*I like eggs. \*\* How do you like to cook your eggs? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/28 "2003-06-25T15:04:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Themis00 \* > \*\*😕 \*\* Your posts have very short lines compared to everyone else’s. Do you hit the enter key as you go along? I like omelettes. My favorite is the Santa Fe at Walker Bros. It has Monterey Jack Cheese, Jalepenos, fresh salsa. It kicks major ass. At home, I usually just make scrambled eggs with bacon and cheese (Tilamook Cheddar if I have it) because it’s easier. BTW, I started buying free range eggs. I don’t give a crap about the chickens, really. I just bought them once at Whole Foods because that’s all they have, and I just found that they taste a lot better. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/29 "2003-06-25T15:08:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > \*\*How do you like to cook your eggs? \*\* With cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/30 "2003-06-25T15:18:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*With cheese. \*\* Yes, but what kind of cheese? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/31 "2003-06-25T15:36:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Magayuk \* > \*\*Yes, but what kind of cheese? \*\* I don’t care which kind as long as it tastes goulda to me! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/32 "2003-06-25T15:38:06Z")
Are you heffen duh Cheddar?" ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/33 "2003-06-25T15:38:29Z")
Hopefully, though, I’ll be able to pick those nasty, interfering _ **L** _s out of my teeth when I’m finished with my eggs. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/34 "2003-06-25T15:40:47Z")
Attention: I am hijacking this thread to [Cuba](http://www.cubacheese.com/)!! ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/35 "2003-06-25T15:56:53Z")
I like smoked gouda. What do drink with your cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/36 "2003-06-25T16:05:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*Your posts have > very short lines > compared to > everyone else’s. > Do you hit the > enter key as you > go along? > > \*\* It could be because not only does the OP dislike major digressions, url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=190694"]he also has a particular aversion to posts that are overly wordy; percision in word selection along with percision in topic following are very, very important to **Themis00** and I, being a good poster and good listener, try very hard to remember each posters wants and needs of each poster on this board and never, ever do anything remotely irritating to said poster or any poster. Because being a good member of the SDMB includes, but is not limited to, understanding the likes and dislikes of all teeming millions of us and we should strive to keep all posts short and on topic and covered in melted swiss. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/37 "2003-06-25T16:08:11Z")
P.S. [**Themis00** likes it short and sweet and good to eat.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=190694) Stupid coding mistakes. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/38 "2003-06-25T16:09:16Z")
[I swear this time it will be done!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=190694) ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/39 "2003-06-25T16:18:59Z")
**Head cheese** is not a cheese at all. Although Mayor McCheese has a slice of cheese in his head. But that’s not the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/40 "2003-06-25T16:22:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyla \* > \*\*…Also very fond of brie on nice sourdough… \*\* With strawberries? :does Homer Simpson drool thing: OMG, I loves me some brie and strawberries! And a good, sour sourdough, although a good sourdough is hard to find on the east coast. I also like Monterey Jack. With avocado and mayo on pumpernickel. A little salt, a little pepper… It’s better than sex! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259.md?page=3)